Author Topic: LAME JOKES :D  (Read 25788 times)

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #60 on: November 02, 2009, 12:53:51 pm »
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL..!! :P
"...And whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a a way for him to get out (from every difficulty). And He will provide him from (sources) he never could imagine. And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him." [65: 2-3]

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #61 on: November 02, 2009, 02:00:31 pm »
Dirty Little Kenny is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.

"Yeah teach?" he replies.

"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.

Kenny answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."

"No, Kenny, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.

"Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"

The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Kenny, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."

Kenny replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"


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dude ur jokes are amazzzing !!!  :P  :P  :P

loved the cross the road :P :P ;)

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #62 on: November 02, 2009, 02:02:12 pm »
loooooooooooolllll

hahaha!!!

i liked OT's joke!!

i am ion the table!!!!

looooooooolll
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #63 on: November 02, 2009, 02:05:43 pm »
lol i have so much work and stuff,
i can keep up with the thread

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #64 on: November 02, 2009, 02:06:34 pm »
so keep it down!!!  ;) ;) :P :P

lolzz :D :D :D
Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling that it gives :D :P :)

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #65 on: November 02, 2009, 02:15:49 pm »
By the way one question i had post in jokes

just try answering that!!

its a lame one..

heres the question:
one day an old man returns from jogging with a police!!
he tells police that he forgot his way back home!!

his wife asks him from past 30 years you have been joggign and how come did you forget your way???

tell the old man's answer!!
Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling that it gives :D :P :)

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #66 on: November 02, 2009, 02:28:41 pm »
eww Q80, disgusting kids...

look at these dirty minded guys :P
"...And whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a a way for him to get out (from every difficulty). And He will provide him from (sources) he never could imagine. And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him." [65: 2-3]

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #67 on: November 02, 2009, 02:34:05 pm »
LoL  :P

uhhhhh ill be moving this topic to "Humour"

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #68 on: November 02, 2009, 02:34:42 pm »
Noooo noo noo

plzz nooo :P
"...And whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a a way for him to get out (from every difficulty). And He will provide him from (sources) he never could imagine. And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him." [65: 2-3]

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #69 on: November 02, 2009, 02:43:20 pm »
Sorry Roxy i saw that after i moved it  :P

u are so lazy to change boards  ::)  :P

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #70 on: November 02, 2009, 02:46:27 pm »
Sorry Roxy i saw that after i moved it  :P

u are so lazy to change boards  ::)  :P

Noo pleaaaaseee move it baccccccccccccccckkk :P LOOOOOL..!!!

I dont come to Humour, and I dont want to start looll..!!
"...And whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a a way for him to get out (from every difficulty). And He will provide him from (sources) he never could imagine. And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him." [65: 2-3]

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #71 on: November 02, 2009, 02:52:24 pm »
I am the Moderator of the Chit-Chat section and this  thread goes with another board...

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #72 on: November 02, 2009, 03:04:12 pm »
I am the Moderator of the Chit-Chat section and this  thread goes with another board...

 :P :P :P

ukhhh.. fiiiiiiineeee =l


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"...And whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a a way for him to get out (from every difficulty). And He will provide him from (sources) he never could imagine. And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him." [65: 2-3]

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #73 on: November 02, 2009, 05:01:49 pm »
Mdm. Mony: The lame jokes is going to be moved to the Humor thread

Sir Q80BOY: Well technically, Lame isnt considered Humour

Mdm. Mony: I dont care if theres a crocodile in ur bathroom, im busy

Sir Q80BOY: I spoke to my lawyer and he's going to open a case Madam Mony, you dont mess with me got it?!

*Q80BOY leaves Mony's office slamming the door*

Mdm. Mony: Come back, I forgot to slap you!!

Sir Q80BOY: Slap my lawyer!

Mdm. Mony: How rude!!!

Look out for the next episode of "Slap the Law"
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« Last Edit: November 02, 2009, 05:06:12 pm by Q80BOY »

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #74 on: November 02, 2009, 05:48:37 pm »
N1 q80. What country you in atm?

Move it back to Chit Chat, I myself hate changing boards.

I was Lmao when I posted.   ;D ;D