I made one up....
Two men were standing n talking to each other,When they saw a Womean sating something (faintly)
One of the two men asked her"maam,Is there any problem?"
Woman" No It ok I am mad at that man*pointing to one the shopkeeper*n so I was swearing @ him under my breath"
The man smiled n left
The other man asked,"oo bhai what was wrong?"
"yaar thatw oman was weird woh kissi ko Appnay SAAS KE NEECHAY GALIYA DAY RAHI THI"