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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4095 on: July 14, 2009, 02:33:18 pm »
yo peeps...njoy da joke!!


A biology teacher wished to demonstrate to his students the harmful effects of alcohol on living organisms. For his experiment, he showed them a beaker with pond water in which there was a thriving civilization of worms. When he added some alcohol into the beaker the worms doubled-up and died.
"Now," he said, "what do you learn from this?"
An eager student gave his answer.

"Well the answer is obvious," he said "if you drink alcohol, you'll never have worms."
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4096 on: July 15, 2009, 03:35:50 pm »
What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, And if you eat it, you'll die?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4097 on: July 15, 2009, 04:36:24 pm »
Quote from: MaNa on July 15, 2009, 03:35:50 pm
What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, And if you eat it, you'll die?

zara posted a queston with same prototype.....


AND ANS IS .........NOTHING!!!
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« Reply #4098 on: July 15, 2009, 04:43:34 pm »
yupe correct :)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4099 on: July 15, 2009, 05:17:38 pm »
Take away my first letter and I am unchanged;
Take away my second letter and I am unchanged;
Take away all my remaining letters and I am still unchanged!
What am I?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4100 on: July 15, 2009, 10:56:58 pm »
Quote from: MaNa on July 15, 2009, 05:17:38 pm
Take away my first letter and I am unchanged;
Take away my second letter and I am unchanged;
Take away all my remaining letters and I am still unchanged!
What am I?


i did taht one...

mail box.....

or a post office
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« Reply #4101 on: July 15, 2009, 10:57:41 pm »
Yup Correct
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4102 on: July 17, 2009, 05:37:18 pm »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on July 17, 2009, 05:31:06 pm
This thread is sooo much dead now  :D

any one got anyyyyy Jokes or Riddles?!!  :P

i got millions!!!of them :P :P :P


but then there should also be someone to do them
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« Reply #4103 on: July 17, 2009, 10:50:28 pm »
start posting,people would start answering =]
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4104 on: July 20, 2009, 12:08:46 pm »
Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I'm double, I'm single,
I'm black, blue, and gray,
I'm read from both ends,
And the same either way.
What am I?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4105 on: July 20, 2009, 12:11:20 pm »
What other letter fits in the following series:
B C D E I K O X?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4106 on: July 20, 2009, 12:13:30 pm »
R?
H?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4107 on: July 20, 2009, 12:14:56 pm »
4 the last one,yes correct its H=]
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4108 on: July 20, 2009, 12:15:40 pm »
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4109 on: July 20, 2009, 12:18:27 pm »
The letter M? Because it was mentioned in both words but not in"thousand years"
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