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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3525 on: July 04, 2009, 09:58:46 pm »
AHAHAHA...ok u still posted it...hahaha...

and Zainy Sweety...ill post a riddle ok??   :P :P :P

MANAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! HEYY!!!!! I MISSED U  :-* :-* :-*

yea..i posted 4 her!!

well yea..i told u not to..and if u wanted to post for her..u couldve posted them in another thread...

i WILL REMOVE IT RIGHT AWAY!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( >:(

UR A EGOCENTRIC PERSON I HAV TO SAY!!

i have no idea wat is Egocentric..u said it twice to me now  >:(

and yeah...u wanna remove them..well..good..do it then..

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3526 on: July 04, 2009, 09:59:18 pm »
WHERE IS EVERYBODY!!
BoOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
All ur dreams are made,when you're changed to a mirror and the razor blade!!!

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« Reply #3527 on: July 04, 2009, 10:30:49 pm »
WHERE IS EVERYBODY!!
BoOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

yes.................MMMMMMAAAAAAANNNNNNAAAAA

I AM HERE..and this MIGHT be my last post here!!!!

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3528 on: July 04, 2009, 10:34:21 pm »
WHERE IS EVERYBODY!!
BoOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

yes.................MMMMMMAAAAAAANNNNNNAAAAA

I AM HERE..and this MIGHT be my last post here!!!!


so its useless to ask y?
All ur dreams are made,when you're changed to a mirror and the razor blade!!!

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3529 on: July 05, 2009, 08:37:16 am »
wow... that's a lot of fighting for one day guyz...

I think you all should calm down a little...   
"...And whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a a way for him to get out (from every difficulty). And He will provide him from (sources) he never could imagine. And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him." [65: 2-3]

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3530 on: July 05, 2009, 11:41:16 am »
wow... that's a lot of fighting for one day guyz...

I think you all should calm down a little...   
Yaa Roxy i toltally agree :)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3531 on: July 05, 2009, 12:56:39 pm »
wow... that's a lot of fighting for one day guyz...

I think you all should calm down a little...   
Yaa Roxy i toltally agree :)


me agree as well :)

What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?


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I'll be strong.. I'll be wrong.. all the love goes on.. Oh im just a girl tryna find a place in this worLD..  Taylor swift <3

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3532 on: July 05, 2009, 04:54:25 pm »
hahahaha..i got no Jokes but i am laughing HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

THIS PLACE IS BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.....AND I WILL NEVER LET IT BE.. :(

ANY JOKES?? KAM??

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3533 on: July 05, 2009, 04:55:36 pm »
BoOm has good jokes?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3534 on: July 05, 2009, 04:57:50 pm »
BoOm has good jokes?

HAHAHAHAHA AGAIN I AM LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!

U R NOT HYPER POEPLE!! WHY?!!! I never felt bored here now i am  :o

I MISS SWEETSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, ABDO, SANITY, EAMYZZ, ROXY, Q80, DEEDO!!!!!!!!!

And i will search for jokes now..but they r all LAME...

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3535 on: July 05, 2009, 05:01:50 pm »
ok this one is Funny!! hahahaha  :D

Stupid Kid.

Well some told me that

u cant touch your teeth with your tounge

heres my comments and concerns :

1. Your a big idiot you tryed it right now, knowing that u can do it.

2. Your smiling right now

3. Now your smiling and giggling and making that little laugh

4. you keep on reading this joke

5.  Now you stopped reading it cause you just realized it was a complete waste of time.


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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3536 on: July 05, 2009, 05:13:11 pm »
difference between complete and finish
Dad, what is the difference between complete and finish?

Dad: my son, if you love the right girl and you got married then your complete;

but, if you love the wrong gal then you're finished

 :P :P :P :P :P

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3537 on: July 05, 2009, 05:18:13 pm »
heyy mony sorry im late had to take care of the food

and loved that joke bout the tongue loll ;D

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3538 on: July 05, 2009, 05:21:00 pm »
haha i know i laughed when i read it..haha  :D

Wb...ok this one reminds me of Sanity..he posted it once but it was pineapples..and i remember when i read it i couldnt stop laugin...

watermelons
a black person, a mexican, and a white person went to this farm and asked the farmer if they could stay in his barn for the night. the farmer said yes but my daughter sleeps there and if you touch her your going to regret it. so later that night each person fucked her. so the next morning the farmer woke up and saw that they touched her. the farmer goes i told you that you would regret it now go into the fields and pick one hundred of her favorite fruit. the white person was the first one back and he brought one hundred cherries the farmer said good now shove them up your A** so he did and walked away. the next person back was the mexican he came back with one hundred apples the farmer said good now shove them up your A** he gets to 98 and starts laughing and they all fall out he gets to 99 starts laughing and they all fall out the farmer goes Boy what's your problem the mexican goes that damn n*g*er back there is picking watermelons!!!!

haha..hope it is not overrated...

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3539 on: July 05, 2009, 05:24:54 pm »
that was lame!!!