Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!
Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas. >>> my favorite
Do you want me to accept you as you are or do you want me to like you?
He has one brain cell, and it is fighting for dominance. (lool)
He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know. (sry short pple)
He's so dense that light bends around him.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works! (i use it)
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!