I've got one!!!!
There was once a blonde named Stupid Sam. He had these huge 70's headphones and for some reason attached them to a shuffle.
One day he finally figured out taking a hair cut wouldn't hurt him, but when he went to the barber, he warned him "Don't remove my headphones, or I die!"
So the barber went on, but couldn't help it....
the wire is too freakin huge! so he just threw off the headphones. Then suddenly.......
he lied on the floor unconsious
"Oh my God, he wasn't kidding!!" said the barber
He then thought what he was listening to all this time, so he held up the speakers and heared "Breath in, breath out, breath in...."