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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2310 on: June 06, 2009, 05:29:57 pm »
Ok did it to everyone :D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2311 on: June 06, 2009, 05:30:34 pm »
Thanxxxxx   !!!!    ;D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2312 on: June 06, 2009, 05:31:57 pm »
Thank You sweetsh :D

Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the best plan. The next day they get to work and are able to get into the bank relatively easy thanks to their planning. Once inside the main vault they discover one wall is full of safety deposit boxes and start to work on them immediately. They drill and pry open the first box only to find a small container of vanilla pudding inside.

The Head Gangster says, "Okay, well, at least we can eat it." So they eat the pudding. They drill and pry open up the second safety deposit box and there sits another pudding. They decide to devour it too.

Determined to find the goods, the process continues for the rest of the night until all the safety deposit boxes have been opened. They didn't find any money or jewelry in any of the boxes. Disappointed the head gangster said, "Well, at least they left something for us to eat."

The next day, while listening to the news they hear:"Yesterday the largest SPERM bank in the USA was robbed by an unknown group of people....."

i will stop posting dirty jokes XD
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2313 on: June 06, 2009, 05:38:50 pm »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! OH MY GOD!! SPERM!! EWWW!!HAHAHA
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2314 on: June 06, 2009, 05:41:14 pm »
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



omg... tht is soooo sickk.... I dont evenn want to imagine it :P


*VOMITS*
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2315 on: June 06, 2009, 05:45:30 pm »
hahahahahahaha Vomits!! Yes!!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2316 on: June 06, 2009, 05:54:25 pm »
hahahaha thats good to know :P
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2317 on: June 06, 2009, 05:58:34 pm »
Quote from: abdulrahman101 on June 06, 2009, 05:54:25 pm
hahahaha thats good to know :P

hahahaha...ya ya..now post more like those ;D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2318 on: June 06, 2009, 05:59:55 pm »
Quote from: Shoshou on June 06, 2009, 05:58:34 pm
Quote from: abdulrahman101 on June 06, 2009, 05:54:25 pm
hahahaha thats good to know :P

hahahaha...ya ya..now post more like those ;D

haha alright just wait till roxy stops vommiting so she starts again :P
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2319 on: June 06, 2009, 06:02:33 pm »
Quote from: abdulrahman101 on June 06, 2009, 05:59:55 pm
Quote from: Shoshou on June 06, 2009, 05:58:34 pm
Quote from: abdulrahman101 on June 06, 2009, 05:54:25 pm
hahahaha thats good to know :P

hahahaha...ya ya..now post more like those ;D

haha alright just wait till roxy stops vommiting so she starts again :P

HAHAHAHAHA!!! (evil laugh)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2320 on: June 06, 2009, 06:05:00 pm »
Quote from: Shoshou on June 06, 2009, 06:02:33 pm
Quote from: abdulrahman101 on June 06, 2009, 05:59:55 pm
Quote from: Shoshou on June 06, 2009, 05:58:34 pm
Quote from: abdulrahman101 on June 06, 2009, 05:54:25 pm
hahahaha thats good to know :P

hahahaha...ya ya..now post more like those ;D

haha alright just wait till roxy stops vommiting so she starts again :P

HAHAHAHAHA!!! (evil laugh)

no its MUAHAHAHAHA :D
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2321 on: June 06, 2009, 06:06:41 pm »
not so funny but oh well :P

One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp, but the genie was angry that the man had kicked his lamp.

Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. However because of what you did, I will also give twice what you wish for to the person you hate the most: your boss."

So the man agreed and made his first wish. "I want lots of money", he said. Instantly 22 million dollars appear in the man's bank account and 44 million appeared in his boss' account.

For his second wish, the man wished for a couple of sports cars. Instantly a Lambergini, Ferrari and a Porsche appeared, but at the same time outside his boss' house appeared two of each car.

Finally the genie said, "This is your last wish, you should choose carefully", and so the man replied... "I've always wanted to donate a kidney..."
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2322 on: June 06, 2009, 06:06:59 pm »
ahem.....
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2323 on: June 06, 2009, 06:08:10 pm »
Hey guys... i'v got one.

How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday?

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2324 on: June 06, 2009, 06:08:42 pm »
ahahahahaha this is a good joke, and wb roxy, might wanna turn away :P

The Hypnotist Accident

The town fathers were looking for a way to increase attendance and participation at their regular meetings. One member suggested bringing in a hypnotist. The officials agreed, a famous hypnotist was hired, publicity distributed, and everyone was pleased.

A few weeks later the meeting hall was packed, and the town's people sat fascinated as the hypnotist withdrew a pocket watch. The hypnotist began chanting... "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly the hypnotist's fingers slipped and the watch fell to the floor...

"sh*t" said the hypnotist.

It took three weeks to clean up the town hall.
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)
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