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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2160 on: June 05, 2009, 04:16:57 pm »
A Blonde Decides To Go Horseback Riding
 
A blonde decides to go horseback riding, even though she has had no Lessons or prior experience. She selects a placid looking horse, pays her money and mounts the horse unassisted (though with some difficulty). The horse springs into action. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic rate. The blonde starts to slip from the smooth saddle. In terror she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck; but she slides down the side of the horse. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try to throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot had become entangled in the stirrup and she strikes the ground again and again. Her head is battered against the ground .. she is moments away from unconsciousness when.....


The Woolworths manager rushes out and turns it off!

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2161 on: June 05, 2009, 04:19:44 pm »
A Blonde Decides To Go Horseback Riding
 
A blonde decides to go horseback riding, even though she has had no Lessons or prior experience. She selects a placid looking horse, pays her money and mounts the horse unassisted (though with some difficulty). The horse springs into action. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic rate. The blonde starts to slip from the smooth saddle. In terror she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck; but she slides down the side of the horse. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try to throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot had become entangled in the stirrup and she strikes the ground again and again. Her head is battered against the ground .. she is moments away from unconsciousness when.....


The Woolworths manager rushes out and turns it off!


haha
this ones funny
i love woolworths but the one near us has shut down

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2162 on: June 05, 2009, 04:20:09 pm »
spkn of countries...

where is every1 here from..?? ::)
Urgh.. Bored.. !! help!!! =[

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2163 on: June 05, 2009, 04:21:36 pm »
Egypt!!

 ;D

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2164 on: June 05, 2009, 04:23:08 pm »
coooooooolio...

Sudan.. neighbours.. alryte.. *HIGH FIVEE*!!
Urgh.. Bored.. !! help!!! =[

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2165 on: June 05, 2009, 04:24:11 pm »
ohhh i just went off ..doing nothing.. anyways at Omer.. no it was a phantom pen.. lol k lame.. gosh .. i shpuld study.. but dont we have two days to? hmmmmm..
There is simply more to life than being cool .. =]

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2166 on: June 05, 2009, 04:29:13 pm »
Kuwait  :)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2167 on: June 05, 2009, 04:31:34 pm »
@ Loco..  And I am from Bangladesh!!! I-GEAR eh ..? lol .. no point telling i know! lol
anyhowss.. love ur pic man .. when didcha take it?
There is simply more to life than being cool .. =]

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2168 on: June 05, 2009, 04:32:32 pm »
ok here is one:

I arrive once in every second, once in every minute and once in every year. What am I?

haha....i dont want to party lol!! i already did one for my 1000..lol!!


its E ;D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2169 on: June 05, 2009, 04:33:24 pm »
all you guyz ig students...?

whn i got back.. surprizd u didn c it.. eisha did.. h3h3.. Thanks anyho..

yes yes total igearness m8..
Urgh.. Bored.. !! help!!! =[

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« Reply #2170 on: June 05, 2009, 04:34:26 pm »
coooooooolio...

Sudan.. neighbours.. alryte.. *HIGH FIVEE*!!

YES NEIGHBORS!! HIGH FIVE!!

EAMYZZ haha el riddle et 7alet khalas...badery :P

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2171 on: June 05, 2009, 04:36:27 pm »
all you guyz ig students...?

whn i got back.. surprizd u didn c it.. eisha did.. h3h3.. Thanks anyho..

yes yes total igearness m8..

MashaAllah ts nice.. lol.. u never showed it! how would i have seen it.. sighs anyways um off.. bye bye .. igear all the way .. lol
There is simply more to life than being cool .. =]

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2172 on: June 05, 2009, 04:41:38 pm »
EGYPT ;D
Q80 boy i lev ur lame jokes they r fun ;)
and shoushou hii ;D
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Life=Love
So,No life=No hope=DEATH
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2173 on: June 05, 2009, 04:42:37 pm »
EGYPT ;D
Q80 boy i lev ur lame jokes they r fun ;)
and shoushou hii ;D

haha, glad u liked them  :)

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« Reply #2174 on: June 05, 2009, 04:44:41 pm »
EGYPT ;D
Q80 boy i lev ur lame jokes they r fun ;)
and shoushou hii ;D

haha, glad u liked them  :)


i wonder where do u get dem 4rm :D
Live=Hope
Hope=Life
Life=Love
So,No life=No hope=DEATH
am alive =D