this joke is for all the Man. Utd. Fans 
Bin Laden
Apparently, they've found Bin Laden, hiding in the Manchester United trophy room. He said it reminded him of his cave in Afghanistan; Large, dark, empty... and just been taken over by the Spanish.
Speaking of Ben Laden, and empty trophy rooms, did you know he is actually an Arsenal Fan?
Hitler was a fan of Schalke 04?
and Mussolini was a fan of Lazzio?
and Silvestre Stallone is a fan of Everton?
and Sir Elton John is a fan of Watford?