« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 92 93 [94] 95 96 ... 366   Go Down

Author Topic: JOKES AND Riddles!!  (Read 460252 times)

Offline O.T.13.

  • SF V.I.P
  • ********
  • Posts: 6630
  • Reputation: 20760
  • Gender: Male
Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1395 on: June 02, 2009, 02:26:35 pm »
i don't take biznes either :P
lol, i remember even when u crossed the 1000th post, u crossed it like three times
Logged
Nothing is worse than being surrounded by people and yet you still feel lonely

Q80BOY

  • Guest
Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1396 on: June 02, 2009, 02:27:41 pm »
lol ya,

oh well *sighs*

any funny jokes ??
Logged

Offline O.T.13.

  • SF V.I.P
  • ********
  • Posts: 6630
  • Reputation: 20760
  • Gender: Male
Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1397 on: June 02, 2009, 02:36:52 pm »
ok, ama dish out some riddles in a bit (i know some sudani jokes, but i guess ya'll won't get it :P)

ok heres one:

Some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show, we always will meet. Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you'll know, when you I do claim. Who am I?
« Last Edit: June 02, 2009, 02:44:43 pm by O.T.13. »
Logged
Nothing is worse than being surrounded by people and yet you still feel lonely

Offline Locke Lamora

  • SF Master
  • ******
  • Posts: 1507
  • Reputation: 65526
  • Gender: Male
Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1398 on: June 02, 2009, 03:16:47 pm »
death?

grim reaper? lol
Logged

Q80BOY

  • Guest
Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1399 on: June 02, 2009, 03:35:34 pm »
death !!
Logged

Q80BOY

  • Guest
Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1400 on: June 02, 2009, 03:36:42 pm »
k, heres another one:

Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?
Logged

Offline Ukhti-R

  • Striving for Jannah
  • Honorary Member
  • SF Overlord
  • *****
  • Posts: 11270
  • Reputation: 65535
Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1401 on: June 02, 2009, 03:40:24 pm »
a barbie ...?

a toy doll ..?
Logged
"...And whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a a way for him to get out (from every difficulty). And He will provide him from (sources) he never could imagine. And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him." [65: 2-3]

Monica

  • Guest
Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1402 on: June 02, 2009, 03:41:23 pm »
The mirror??!!
Logged

Offline Ukhti-R

  • Striving for Jannah
  • Honorary Member
  • SF Overlord
  • *****
  • Posts: 11270
  • Reputation: 65535
Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1403 on: June 02, 2009, 03:41:53 pm »
lol..

oryt wot about this 1

You use it between ur head and the tip of ur toes, the more it works the thinner ir grows. Wat is it?
Logged
"...And whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a a way for him to get out (from every difficulty). And He will provide him from (sources) he never could imagine. And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him." [65: 2-3]

Offline Ukhti-R

  • Striving for Jannah
  • Honorary Member
  • SF Overlord
  • *****
  • Posts: 11270
  • Reputation: 65535
Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1404 on: June 02, 2009, 03:43:29 pm »
thnxxx whoever +repped me :D
Logged
"...And whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a a way for him to get out (from every difficulty). And He will provide him from (sources) he never could imagine. And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him." [65: 2-3]

Monica

  • Guest
Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1405 on: June 02, 2009, 03:45:08 pm »
Quote from: Roxy on June 02, 2009, 03:41:53 pm
lol..

oryt wot about this 1

You use it between ur head and the tip of ur toes, the more it works the thinner ir grows. Wat is it?

SOAP!! i told u ill try make u like mine ;) ;)
Logged

Offline Ukhti-R

  • Striving for Jannah
  • Honorary Member
  • SF Overlord
  • *****
  • Posts: 11270
  • Reputation: 65535
Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1406 on: June 02, 2009, 03:45:42 pm »
awww...!!! Thanks  :D    :-*
Logged
"...And whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a a way for him to get out (from every difficulty). And He will provide him from (sources) he never could imagine. And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him." [65: 2-3]

Monica

  • Guest
Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1407 on: June 02, 2009, 03:46:47 pm »
hey is it soap??!!
Logged

Q80BOY

  • Guest
Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1408 on: June 02, 2009, 03:49:57 pm »
Quote from: Roxy on June 02, 2009, 03:40:24 pm
a barbie ...?

a toy doll ..?

WE HAVE A WINNER !!

your'e prize: a limited edition aston martin DBS, you can pick it up from ur nearest aston martin dealership (terms and conditions apply)
Logged

Offline sanity_master

  • SF Farseer
  • *******
  • Posts: 3474
  • Reputation: 32003
  • Gender: Male
  • its all comin to an end :(
Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1409 on: June 02, 2009, 04:09:49 pm »
Quote from: Roxy on June 02, 2009, 03:41:53 pm
lol..

oryt wot about this 1

You use it between ur head and the tip of ur toes, the more it works the thinner ir grows. Wat is it?

nerves......:P <<<studying biology no doubt :P :D
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 92 93 [94] 95 96 ... 366   Go Up
« previous next »