JOKES AND Riddles!!

[Monica]

i don't know y do people think blondes r stupid...my sister is not really blonde but kind of..and she is smart she got A and A* in her Igcse and she is a physiotherapist now...

[Q80BOY]

i don't know y do people think blondes r stupid...my sister is not really blonde but kind of..and she is smart she got A and A* in her Igcse and she is a physiotherapist now...

lol, cause ur sis is not american i guess 

well, they ARE only jokes, all the jokes about women yesterday wer'nt true, or where they ?? now thats the question 

[Monica]

of course they were not true!! 

and u make fun of blondes but when u see them u fall on the floor...like here in jeddah when a blond is walking in the street people(meaning men) keep on staring like hell, i feel sorry......lol!!

[Q80BOY]

of course they were not true!! 

and u make fun of blondes but when u see them u fall on the floor...like here in jeddah when a blond is walking in the street people(meaning men) keep on staring like hell, i feel sorry......lol!!

lol, blondes make me feel weird, i prefer red heads 

[Monica]

haha..red heads r cool...lol!!

anyways i will go study business and come back later....byez!!

 

[Q80BOY]

best of luck,

bye

[O.T.13.]

AM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
I CAN'T BELIVE YOU GUYS ATUALLY WENT AHEAD WITH 19 PAGES WITHOUT ME!
AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I SPENT ALMOST AN ENTIRE HOUR TRYING TO CATCH UP, SO HERES A SUMMER OF MY COMMENTS:

About Guys VS Gals: Me and Monica started it (with me getting ocassional backup from abdo and yusef and some traitor whose nickname starts with a and ends with s helped sh****** (u noe hu am talkin about),), and as expected (27im, 27im), we ran over the gals who kept clinging that the Traitor was a "fact" enough to let them win. Anyways, it was friendly and i'm sure we were all laughing throughout the whole convo, but i think that after me and yusef left, some people (abdo, and cryps, and reisha too i think) started taking it too personal. Guys (and gals), this is a forum, a place to make friends, the whole debate was just like a joke, don't be too cynical (i think thats what created the whole problem, being cynical), all of you people in here are very nice and friendly people, lets keep it this way, and if you wanna enter another fight/debate, make sure you don't take things personally (it was pretty darn fun at the beginning).

And hey, Yusef, don't let these gals intimidate you just cause they're a bunch of chatterboxes, us two can take them all out AGAIn, its not about the quantity of words, its about the quality!

(p.s. about the Twilight movie, what kind of movies or novels make vampires "sun-shine daisies" , i didn't get to watch the movie yet, but every one is saying that it is the stupidest movie in history of vampire movies)
(p.s.2. all movies that are based on books completely suck if you compare them to the books. They take out little parts of the book, forgetting that these little parts are what makes that novel so special, and sometimes they actually change a part of the book; closes thing to a good movie)

(p.s.3. congratulation twilight for you 500th post)
(p.s.4 @Shoushu, (i'm talking in general, not trying to have a cheap shot at anyone) blondes aren't really dumb, they just think they beautiful and use their beauty to get what they want, instead of earning what they want using hard work and brains)
(p.s.5 (don't worry, this is the last p.s. ) thanks for the good luck wishes, good luck to ya'll too)

[Kim]

This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.

Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done
 well this isnt dat funny but i found it pretty amusing!

[Q80BOY]

so who did the important job afterall ?? 

[Kim]

so who did the important job afterall ?? 

guess nobody!!!!
here is another not that funny thing
Doctors: What They Say & What They Really Mean

  "This should be taken care of right away."
"I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is
so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures
itself."


"Welllllll, what have we here..."
Since he hasn't the foggiest notion of what it is, the
Doctor is hoping you will give him a clue.


"We'll see."
"First I have to check my malpractice insurance."


"Let me check your medical history."
"I want to see if you've paid your last bill before
spending any more time with you."


"Why don't we make another appointment later in the week."
"I'm playing golf this afternoon, and this a waste of time."
-or-
"I need the money, so I'm charging you for another
office visit."


"I really can't recommend seeing a chiropractor."
"I hate those guys mooching in on our fees."


"Hmmmmmmmm."
Since he hasn't the faintest idea of what to do, he is
trying to appear thoughtful while hoping the nurse will
interrupt. (Proctologist also say this a lot.)


"We have some good news and some bad news."
The good news is he's going to buy that new BMW, and
the bad news is you're going to pay for it.


"Let's see how it develops."
"Maybe in a few days it will grow into something that
can be cured."


"Let me schedule you for some tests."
"I have a 40% interest in the lab."


"How are we today?"
"I feel great. You, on the other hand, look like hell."


"I'd like to prescribe a new drug."
"I'm writing a paper and would like to use you for a
guinea pig."


"If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call."
"I don't know what the hell it is. Maybe it will go
away by itself."


"That's quite a nasty looking wound."
"I think I'm going to throw up."


"This may smart a little."
"Last week two patients bit through their tongues."


"This should fix you up."
"The drug salesman guaranteed that it kills all
symptoms."

"Everything seems to be normal."
"I guess I can't buy that new beach condo after all."


"I'd like to run some more tests."
"I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the
lab can solve this one."


"Do you suppose all of this stress could be affecting
your nerves?"
He thinks you are crazy and is hoping to find a
psychiatrist who will split fees.


"If those symptoms persist, call for an appointment."
"I've never heard of anything so disgusting. Thank God
I'm off next week.
 

[Kim]

well this is a little thing about the rules of english language(no rudeness inteneded)
The Funny English Language
  No wonder the English language is so very difficult to learn.
I sometimes wonder how we manage to communicate at all!

We'll begin with a box and the plural is boxes.
But the plural of ox should be oxen, not oxes.

The one fowl is a goose but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

You may found a lone mouse or a whole set of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses not hice.

If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?

If I speak of a foot and you show me your feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?

If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why should not the plural of booth be called beeth?

Then one may be that and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural wouldn't be hose.
And the plural of cat is cats and not cose.

We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say Mother, we never say Methren,

Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine she, shis and shim,

So English, I fancy you will all agree,
Is the funniest language you ever did see.
 

[Monica]

AM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
I CAN'T BELIVE YOU GUYS ATUALLY WENT AHEAD WITH 19 PAGES WITHOUT ME!
AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I SPENT ALMOST AN ENTIRE HOUR TRYING TO CATCH UP, SO HERES A SUMMER OF MY COMMENTS:

About Guys VS Gals: Me and Monica started it (with me getting ocassional backup from abdo and yusef and some traitor whose nickname starts with a and ends with s helped sh****** (u noe hu am talkin about),), and as expected (27im, 27im), we ran over the gals who kept clinging that the Traitor was a "fact" enough to let them win. Anyways, it was friendly and i'm sure we were all laughing throughout the whole convo, but i think that after me and yusef left, some people (abdo, and cryps, and reisha too i think) started taking it too personal. Guys (and gals), this is a forum, a place to make friends, the whole debate was just like a joke, don't be too cynical (i think thats what created the whole problem, being cynical), all of you people in here are very nice and friendly people, lets keep it this way, and if you wanna enter another fight/debate, make sure you don't take things personally (it was pretty darn fun at the beginning).

And hey, Yusef, don't let these gals intimidate you just cause they're a bunch of chatterboxes, us two can take them all out AGAIn, its not about the quantity of words, its about the quality!

(p.s. about the Twilight movie, what kind of movies or novels make vampires "sun-shine daisies" , i didn't get to watch the movie yet, but every one is saying that it is the stupidest movie in history of vampire movies)
(p.s.2. all movies that are based on books completely suck if you compare them to the books. They take out little parts of the book, forgetting that these little parts are what makes that novel so special, and sometimes they actually change a part of the book; closes thing to a good movie)

(p.s.3. congratulation twilight for you 500th post)
(p.s.4 @Shoushu, (i'm talking in general, not trying to have a cheap shot at anyone) blondes aren't really dumb, they just think they beautiful and use their beauty to get what they want, instead of earning what they want using hard work and brains)
(p.s.5 (don't worry, this is the last p.s. ) thanks for the good luck wishes, good luck to ya'll too)

I AGREE 100% WITH U!! We were all jokin, its the jokes threads after all!! GROUP HUG!! lol!!

[sweetsh]

Group Hug =]

[Monica]

Group Hug =]

OH SWEETSH!! U ALAWYS JOIN IN THE GOOD TIMES(GROUP HUGS) LOL!! HAHA!!KISSES TO ALL!!

and where have u been?? I really missed u...i needed u yesterday...

lol!!

[sweetsh]

I was busy tidying up my messy room.