i av a joke...a man is fed up wit da world and plans to kill himself...he decides 2 do it by hanging himself....a friend walks into the mans room and sees him in the air with a rope round his waist.....his friend asks him wat he's doin n he replies"i want to commit suicide"....his friends bcams shocked n asks....y dont u put the rope round ur head?...he replies i tried dat n i almost died....