Author Topic: JOKES AND Riddles!!  (Read 326001 times)

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #210 on: May 28, 2009, 06:33:17 pm »
a flying cat?
catwoman?
a cat on an aeroplane?


haha!! YA RIGHT!! :P :P :P

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« Reply #211 on: May 28, 2009, 06:36:08 pm »
lol .. k i hav 1
wut is the thing that flies and meaws? :D

let me guess....is it a crazy bird?? ;D

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #212 on: May 28, 2009, 06:53:20 pm »
u drunk fly..  ;D
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« Reply #213 on: May 28, 2009, 06:56:17 pm »
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply.

The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"

"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.

The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."

"Of course," replies the second man.

I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"

"Dublin," comes the reply.

"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."

"Of course," replies the second man.

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"

"Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62."

"This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.

"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."


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« Reply #214 on: May 28, 2009, 06:57:44 pm »
Bill Gates died and found himself in purgatory being sized up by St. Peter. "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case: I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."

Bill replied, "What's the difference between the two?"

St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, if it will help your decision."

"Fine, but where should I go first?"

"I'll leave that up to you."

"Okay then," said Bill. "Let's try Hell first."

So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful and clean. Bill saw a sandy beach with clear waters and lots of bikini-clad women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining, the temperature perfect. He was very pleased.

"This is great!" he told St. Peter. "If this is Hell, I really want to see Heaven!"

"Fine," said St. Peter, and off they went.

Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about, playing harps and singing. It was very nice, but not as enticing as Hell.

Bill thought for a quick minute, and rendered his decision. "Hmmm. I think I'd prefer Hell," he told St. Peter.

"Fine," retorted St. Peter, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell.

Two weeks later, St. Peter decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill shackled to a wall in a dark cave, screaming amongst hot flames, being burned and tortured by demons.

"How's everything going?" he asked Bill.

With his voice filled with anguish and disappointment, Bill responded, "This is awful! This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago! I can't believe this is happening! What happened to that other place, with the beautiful beaches and the scantily clad women playing in the water?"

"That was a demo," replied St. Peter.


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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #215 on: May 28, 2009, 07:00:19 pm »
oh i know!
ITS A KICKED UP HIGH CAT!
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Monica

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #216 on: May 28, 2009, 07:11:28 pm »
u drunk fly..  ;D

so then i am almost right!!

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #217 on: May 28, 2009, 07:15:51 pm »
funny jokes Q80boy!! ;D

SO people try solvin my riddle!!

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« Reply #218 on: May 28, 2009, 07:21:08 pm »
funny jokes Q80boy!! ;D

SO people try solvin my riddle!!
what riddle? bring it on!
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #219 on: May 28, 2009, 07:23:10 pm »
THIS ONE!! ;D


A farmer was going to town with a fox, a goose and a sack of corn. When he came to a stream, he had to cross in a tiny boat, and could only take across one thing at a time. However, if he left the fox alone with the goose, the fox would eat the goose, and if he left the goose alone with the corn, the goose would eat the corn. How does he get them all safely over the stream?

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« Reply #220 on: May 28, 2009, 07:26:01 pm »
they all climb a tree and cross ? :D
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

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« Reply #221 on: May 28, 2009, 07:27:16 pm »
they all climb a tree and cross ? :D

HAHAHAHA!! NO!! haha, what a smart answer!!haha!!

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #222 on: May 28, 2009, 07:28:03 pm »
THIS ONE!! ;D


A farmer was going to town with a fox, a goose and a sack of corn. When he came to a stream, he had to cross in a tiny boat, and could only take across one thing at a time. However, if he left the fox alone with the goose, the fox would eat the goose, and if he left the goose alone with the corn, the goose would eat the corn. How does he get them all safely over the stream?
he would first take the goose abroad then he comes back
then takes the sack of corn then when he reaches the other side he takes the goose back with him
then he puts the chicken back and takes the fox
then he comes back to get the chicken
ha im smart ;D
lol i wish i was

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #223 on: May 28, 2009, 07:29:50 pm »
THIS ONE!! ;D


A farmer was going to town with a fox, a goose and a sack of corn. When he came to a stream, he had to cross in a tiny boat, and could only take across one thing at a time. However, if he left the fox alone with the goose, the fox would eat the goose, and if he left the goose alone with the corn, the goose would eat the corn. How does he get them all safely over the stream?

He takes the goose first, then the fox and he eats the corn!? :P
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #224 on: May 28, 2009, 07:30:27 pm »
they all ride the goose and they all cross ? :)
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

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