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Q80BOY

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #195 on: May 27, 2009, 09:50:22 pm »
CONGRATULATIONS BARCELONA !!!  ;D  ;D  ;D

HARD LUCK MAN. UTD.  :D
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Monica

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #196 on: May 27, 2009, 09:52:06 pm »
YAAAAAAAY!! BARCA WON!!
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #197 on: May 28, 2009, 10:40:22 am »
 >:( >:( >:( :( :( :( :'( :'(
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #198 on: May 28, 2009, 12:19:52 pm »
Quote from: ZeroZero82 on May 28, 2009, 10:40:22 am
>:( >:( >:( :( :( :( :'( :'(

Don't cry....smile instead!! ;D
Manchester played such a great game but they didn't have any luck!!!
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #199 on: May 28, 2009, 12:31:31 pm »
van der sar wasn't doing his best..anways yesterday is gone tommorow is a new day :P and howcome this thread turned into MANCHESTER VS BARCELONA? I thought its about jokes!! :P
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #200 on: May 28, 2009, 12:38:07 pm »
Quote from: ZeroZero82 on May 28, 2009, 12:31:31 pm
van der sar wasn't doing his best..anways yesterday is gone tommorow is a new day :P and howcome this thread turned into MANCHESTER VS BARCELONA? I thought its about jokes!! :P

we usually turn everything upside down!! ;D
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #201 on: May 28, 2009, 12:39:54 pm »
hahaha cool
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Monica

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #202 on: May 28, 2009, 02:45:10 pm »
Hey people!! I am done wid my French EXAM!! WOHOOOO!! so ya, Man U supporters tough luck for yesterday, i am glad that barcelona won!! and after all it is just a game!! :) AND YES, they Man U played good and maybe next year they would win!! :)

Nowwww, let us continue wid da Jokes thread becuz ya it totally turned upside down!!lol!!

ill get some jokes and riddles and post em here!!
« Last Edit: May 28, 2009, 02:46:45 pm by Monica »
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« Reply #203 on: May 28, 2009, 02:52:00 pm »
hey people try solving this riddle!! ;D

A farmer was going to town with a fox, a goose and a sack of corn. When he came to a stream, he had to cross in a tiny boat, and could only take across one thing at a time. However, if he left the fox alone with the goose, the fox would eat the goose, and if he left the goose alone with the corn, the goose would eat the corn. How does he get them all safely over the stream?
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« Reply #204 on: May 28, 2009, 03:21:43 pm »
first the fox then the corn then the goose  ;)
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #205 on: May 28, 2009, 03:27:08 pm »
Quote from: Monica on May 26, 2009, 11:01:23 pm
WELL I THOUGHT IF U HAVE ANY FUNNY JOKES U MIGHT SHARE THEM HERE!!LOL!! :D

one day, two atoms were walking together and one atom said to the other:
'hey I lost an electron!!'
the other electron said 'are you sure?'
the first alectron said 'yeah, i'm positive!!'
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« Reply #206 on: May 28, 2009, 03:29:33 pm »
lol .. k i hav 1
wut is the thing that flies and meaws? :D
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #207 on: May 28, 2009, 06:09:23 pm »
a flying cat?
catwoman?
a cat on an aeroplane?
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Monica

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #208 on: May 28, 2009, 06:30:12 pm »
Quote from: twilight on May 28, 2009, 03:21:43 pm
first the fox then the corn then the goose  ;)

haha, ok nice try but no!! becuz like this the goose will eat the corn b4 the farmer returns... :)
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #209 on: May 28, 2009, 06:32:00 pm »
Quote from: gonnagetana on May 28, 2009, 03:27:08 pm
Quote from: Monica on May 26, 2009, 11:01:23 pm
WELL I THOUGHT IF U HAVE ANY FUNNY JOKES U MIGHT SHARE THEM HERE!!LOL!! :D

one day, two atoms were walking together and one atom said to the other:
'hey I lost an electron!!'
the other electron said 'are you sure?'
the first alectron said 'yeah, i'm positive!!'

haha, this one is funny!!
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