JOKES AND Riddles!!

[dodi23]

loool 5alas thts enough 4 today 3ashan kratos

[The Golden Girl =D]

loool 5alas thts enough 4 today 3ashan kratos

lol

i.e. okay this is enough for today ,only for kratos's sakes

[dodi23]

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they
learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is
for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at
me for giving someone a valentine?" Melissa's father thinks a bit, then
says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a
valentine to?"

"Osama Bin Laden," she says. "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in
shock. "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl
could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think
that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.
And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love
everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell
everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound
pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard." "I
know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines
could blow the crap out of him."

[Dibss]

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

[dodi23]

c'mon thts being too harsh!!
i love u mommy <3

[The Golden Girl =D]

c'mon thts being too harsh!!
i love u mommy <3

 i kno ......omi fidtich

[guMnam]

c'mon thts being too harsh!!
i love u mommy <3

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww   lol

[Dibss]

c'mon thts being too harsh!!
i love u mommy <3

Hahaha that's sweeet (:
Just an email forward that made me laugh!

[Monica]

You people stopped posting because of kratos for 8 days  *kicks Kratos from her thread*

Thanks for the jokes people!  I will be back with few riddles soon. 

[guMnam]

haha joke of the year....a freind of mine says tht bush is a muslim.............lol

[guMnam]

haha joke of the year....a freind of mine says tht bush is a muslim.............lol

and wen i tell him tht he is not he refuses to accept he is like 120 % sure.......:-/

[dodi23]

and wen i tell him tht he is not he refuses to accept he is like 120 % sure.......:-/

no offence man but ur friend is an idiot

[guMnam]

no offence man but ur friend is an idiot

I agree.  He is an idiot.

[Saladin]

I am actually beginning to miss Kratos....

Hey dude, where are you? Dragon ate u or sth?

[The Golden Girl =D]

I am actually beginning to miss Kratos....

Hey dude, where are you? Dragon ate u or sth?

chilaw !!! .. don't worry , he is actually alive