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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5130 on: June 07, 2010, 07:39:26 am »
Quote from: immortal on June 07, 2010, 07:38:16 am
2 kids row first 2 other side
1 kid gets back & dad gets in..
wen dad in da other side,gets down, da other kid rows back again..
den both da kids row 2 meet dad..
den i kid returns so mum cn go 2 other side..
wen mon goes other side.da kid comes back 2 pick up his bro..

I guess you meant the other riddle..LOL.

Yeah answer is right, I will +rep u! :D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5131 on: June 07, 2010, 07:39:49 am »
Mony.by any chance r u competing wit Kratos :D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5132 on: June 07, 2010, 07:41:58 am »
Quote from: immortal on June 07, 2010, 07:39:49 am
Mony.by any chance r u competing wit Kratos :D

oh yeah  :P I am showing that I don't need his dirty jokes to make this thread alive. I can make it alive myself!  :P

It increased by like 4-5 pages until now  :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5133 on: June 07, 2010, 07:46:06 am »
the answer to the last one is 20 times
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5134 on: June 07, 2010, 07:46:23 am »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on June 07, 2010, 07:32:20 am
Right answer!

Another easy :

A new medical building containing 100 offices had just been completed. Dave was hired to paint the numbers 1 to 100 on the doors. How many times will Dave have to paint the number nine?

remove that -No love-

20 times 9

9, 19, 29, 39, 49, 59, 69, 79, 89, 90,
91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5135 on: June 07, 2010, 07:48:53 am »
Quote from: theone on June 07, 2010, 07:46:06 am
the answer to the last one is 20 times

Answer:

Did you say 9 times? WRONG - Twenty times.
9, 19, 29 ,39, 49, 59 ,69, 79 ,89, 90, 91, 92 ,93 ,94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99

You got it right sis! :D

Now I have to +rep many people!!!!!!

@Choc.Kits,,nopes..nice try! Keep posting though :D

@Nobody..but -No Love- is me. Everyone calls me that because I reject guys  :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5136 on: June 07, 2010, 07:49:24 am »
here is a riddle:

Ryan's only sister's husband's only mother-in-law's
only husband's mother met Ryan in the store.

What relation is she to Ryan?

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5137 on: June 07, 2010, 07:50:33 am »
His grandmother from his father's side!  ;)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5138 on: June 07, 2010, 07:51:39 am »
 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5139 on: June 07, 2010, 07:53:12 am »
I'll help Mony & the one now,
answer this!
it's easy..

John is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door
there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or
anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does john escape?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5140 on: June 07, 2010, 07:53:33 am »
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5141 on: June 07, 2010, 07:53:48 am »
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5142 on: June 07, 2010, 07:54:31 am »
Quote from: Nobody on June 07, 2010, 07:50:33 am
His grandmother from his father's side!  ;)
thts correct
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5143 on: June 07, 2010, 07:54:48 am »
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5144 on: June 07, 2010, 07:56:19 am »
Quote from: Nobody on June 07, 2010, 07:53:12 am
I'll help Mony & the one now,
answer this!
it's easy..

John is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door
there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or
anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does john escape?
he opens the first door but doesnt enter,then opens the second door and leads the dragon into the first door,the dragon gets roasted and he leaves through the second door
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