JOKES AND Riddles!!

[Monica]

How come? 

I don't get the whole riddle tbh so don't ask me. 

[DrEvil]

I don't get the whole riddle tbh so don't ask me. 

Trust me, the answer is Sunday. Read the explanation below:


The answer is Sunday.

When the day after tomorrow is yesterday is 3 days from now;

When the day before yesterday was tomorrow is 3 days ago;

For 3 days from now and 3 days ago to be the same distance from Sunday, it has to be Sunday.

[Nobody]

Thanks for +rep

and the answer is... Saturday?

it's equal from Wednesday.

[Monica]

idk but this is the answer there Drevil 

Anyways here is a nice one :

A mother gave birth to twin boys, but they were born in different years and on different days. And no, the boys are not part of 2 sets. How can this be possible?

[Nobody]

I wouldn't mind if you give me some of your love    I have a blue heart down there 

woho!
I would suerly give you somw love, but it says below your dp "-No Love-"  

[Nobody]

idk but this is the answer there Drevil 

Anyways here is a nice one :

A mother gave birth to twin boys, but they were born in different years and on different days. And no, the boys are not part of 2 sets. How can this be possible?

one was born on 31 december, at 23:59 and another at 1 January 0:01   

[DrEvil]

A mother gave birth to twin boys, but they were born in different years and on different days. And no, the boys are not part of 2 sets. How can this be possible?

That was the easiest one. I had been asked this riddle for ages.

One was born on December 31 at 11:53 p.m. and the other on January 1 at 12:07 a.m.

[Monica]

woho!
I would suerly give you somw love, but it says below your dp "-No Love-"  

I +repped you, your reputation increased by 5 points unlike Drevil by only 4 points  

So from 58 u r now 63   You have been blessed

looooooooooool hahaha. Well, I shall remove -No Love- then  

[Monica]

one was born on 31 december, at 23:59 and another at 1 January 0:01   

Right answer!

Another easy :

A new medical building containing 100 offices had just been completed. Dave was hired to paint the numbers 1 to 100 on the doors. How many times will Dave have to paint the number nine?

[DrEvil]

I +repped you, your reputation increased by 5 points unlike Drevil by only 4 points  

That is so unfair. LOL (jk)  

[Monica]

That is so unfair. LOL (jk)  

wait! it increased by 5 also! It was 85 now it is 90! 

[DrEvil]

wait! it increased by 5 also! It was 85 now it is 90! 

Well that was because reputation increases with posts. 

[DrEvil]

Right answer!

Another easy :

A new medical building containing 100 offices had just been completed. Dave was hired to paint the numbers 1 to 100 on the doors. How many times will Dave have to paint the number nine?

I think 10 times. 

[Monica]

Well that was because reputation increases with posts. 

oh -_- so it only increased by 4. 

No not 10 times..u need to write them down I guess to know how many times

[immortal]

Right answer!

Another easy :

A new medical building containing 100 offices had just been completed. Dave was hired to paint the numbers 1 to 100 on the doors. How many times will Dave have to paint the number nine?

2 kids row first 2 other side
1 kid gets back & dad gets in..
wen dad in da other side,gets down, da other kid rows back again..
den both da kids row 2 meet dad..
den i kid returns so mum cn go 2 other side..
wen mon goes other side.da kid comes back 2 pick up his bro..