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Offline Nobody

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5100 on: June 07, 2010, 07:09:01 am »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on June 07, 2010, 07:02:42 am
AF wins again!!!

Yes grapes!

Okay another :

I'm named after nothing, though I'm awfully clamorous. And when I'm not working, your house is less glamorous. What am I?

nothing ==> Vacuum
so, vacuum cleaner? or a vacuum pump?  :-\
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5101 on: June 07, 2010, 07:10:29 am »
Quote from: Nobody on June 07, 2010, 07:09:01 am
nothing ==> Vacuum
so, vacuum cleaner? or a vacuum pump?  :-\

I answered that first, so that makes me the winner. YAY! LOL  :D :D :D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5102 on: June 07, 2010, 07:11:15 am »
Are the jokes THAT easy? LOL -_-

DrEvil got it right first. I will +rep you later or let me try now  :P

Easy one :

When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from Wednesday as today was from Wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5103 on: June 07, 2010, 07:12:26 am »
Quote from: DrEvil on June 07, 2010, 07:10:29 am
I answered that first, so that makes me the winner. YAY! LOL  :D :D :D

Okay your reputation was was 85 now it is 89.! You have been blessed :P

@Nobody I'll +rep u also
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5104 on: June 07, 2010, 07:13:58 am »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on June 07, 2010, 07:12:26 am
Okay your reputation was was 85 now it is 89.! You have been blessed :P

LOL...THANKS!  ;D ;D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5105 on: June 07, 2010, 07:15:01 am »
Quote from: DrEvil on June 07, 2010, 07:13:58 am
LOL...THANKS!  ;D ;D

I wouldn't mind if you give me some of your love  :P  I have a blue heart down there  :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5106 on: June 07, 2010, 07:15:28 am »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on June 07, 2010, 07:11:15 am
Are the jokes THAT easy? LOL -_-

DrEvil got it right first. I will +rep you later or let me try now  :P

Easy one :

When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from Wednesday as today was from Wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?
today is saturday
the day after is sunday
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5107 on: June 07, 2010, 07:16:23 am »
Quote from: theone on June 07, 2010, 07:15:28 am
today is saturday
the day after is sunday

Think again  :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5108 on: June 07, 2010, 07:16:52 am »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on June 07, 2010, 07:11:15 am
Easy one :

When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from Wednesday as today was from Wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?

Yes, that indeed was an easy one. The answer is SUNDAY. (Although not sure about it.  :-\)  :-X
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5109 on: June 07, 2010, 07:18:07 am »
Quote from: DrEvil on June 07, 2010, 07:16:52 am
Yes, that indeed was an easy one. The answer is SUNDAY. (Although not sure about it.  :-\)  :-X

Wrong  :P

everyone +rep me when u get a wrong answer :P jk  :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5110 on: June 07, 2010, 07:18:40 am »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on June 07, 2010, 07:15:01 am
I wouldn't mind if you give me some of your love  :P  I have a blue heart down there  :P

I already gave you some of my love. Check it out, its now 235 from 233.  ;) ;)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5111 on: June 07, 2010, 07:19:35 am »
Quote from: DrEvil on June 07, 2010, 07:18:40 am
I already gave you some of my love. Check it out, its now 235 from 233.  ;) ;)

Yay! thx! :D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5112 on: June 07, 2010, 07:20:21 am »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on June 07, 2010, 07:18:07 am
Wrong  :P

everyone +rep me when u get a wrong answer :P jk  :P

The answer is Sunday.

When the day after tomorrow is yesterday is 3 days from now;

When the day before yesterday was tomorrow is 3 days ago;

For 3 days from now and 3 days ago to be the same distance from Sunday, it has to be Sunday.  :-\
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5113 on: June 07, 2010, 07:22:20 am »
The answer is 'Thursday'.
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5114 on: June 07, 2010, 07:23:29 am »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on June 07, 2010, 07:22:20 am
The answer is 'Thursday'.

How come?  ??? ???
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