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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4845 on: May 30, 2010, 09:45:40 am »
I will,wit da consultant fee u owe me..u dont hve 2 worry abt paying Lord Kratos, because hez a cheap A** government doctor :P :P

Yeah, but u forgot something immortal, I only provide cheap services to girls... ::) ::) :P for guys its twice the required fee... :P Lets go to Hawaii with that money!!! :P :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4846 on: May 30, 2010, 09:56:30 am »
Yeah, but u forgot something immortal, I only provide cheap services to girls... ::) ::) :P for guys its twice the required fee... :P Lets go to Hawaii with that money!!! :P :P
Naa, sry pal I don't do out wit guyz & hmm.. underhand takings r illegal 4 Gov employees.. :-X
I dont think u'll get great gals, only cheap ones...because Gud ones no no cheap & cheap ones no gud :P :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4847 on: May 30, 2010, 10:06:01 am »
Nobody messes with Lord Kratos >:D >:D...

I don't have time to do that! :P you are too weak to fight with Nobody!
and immortal, i'll crush both of you! 8)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4848 on: May 30, 2010, 10:06:57 am »
All you sick perverts.

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« Reply #4849 on: May 30, 2010, 10:09:18 am »
All you sick perverts.

Yeah, we're sick perverts ;D and Ari here is a feminist!!! ::) :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4850 on: May 30, 2010, 10:18:38 am »
I should rename this topic to : Pervert's Corner

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4851 on: May 30, 2010, 10:20:00 am »
All you sick perverts.

Correct.
I request all the contributers, please post clean jokes. It's studentforums.
And ari, please don't do so. :)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4852 on: May 30, 2010, 10:30:13 am »
why do we go to school?

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« Reply #4853 on: May 30, 2010, 10:30:46 am »
I should rename this topic to : Pervert's Corner

Yeah and I remember SOMEBODY was coming here to have his dose of daily laughter!!! ::) ::) :P
*Ooh, this place is so full of perverts, I'm so embarrased!!! :-[ :-[* ::) :P :P :P :P

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4854 on: May 30, 2010, 10:33:18 am »
Yeah, we're sick perverts ;D and Ari here is a feminist!!! ::) :P

I just read your siggy ::)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4855 on: May 30, 2010, 10:35:15 am »
why do we go to school?

to tease teachers.. ;D
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« Reply #4856 on: May 30, 2010, 10:35:49 am »
why do we go to school?

I like this...lol :P

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« Reply #4857 on: May 30, 2010, 10:41:22 am »
I just read your siggy ::)

Ooh, so u who come here for a daily dose of laughter aren't a pervert? ::) Sorry, There must have been another person named like u.... :P :P
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« Reply #4858 on: May 30, 2010, 10:59:30 am »
why do we go to school?

Don't know....
But my friend started coming to the class regularly after someone told him about the new hot young teacher!!!
And When I asked him why, he said he had turned into a good boy!!!! ;) ;)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4859 on: May 30, 2010, 12:35:57 pm »
Don't know....
But my friend started coming to the class regularly after someone told him about the new hot young teacher!!!
And When I asked him why, he said he had turned into a good boy!!!! ;) ;)
LOL ::) da exact thing happened in ma class as well..
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