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WARRIOR:
loooooool :P my wife told me to stand there hahahaha :P
i kno SF IS ADDICITVE :p and its nice to make ppl laugh :P
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
yeah, I guess so ;D
dodi23:
lord kratooooos
as usual ur the joke master!!!!
here read this:
Teacher: If you multiplied 50 by 8 and then divided by 4, what would you get?
Student: The wrong answer.
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said,”I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease, it’s just that you look so much like my late son.”
He answered, “That’s okay.”
“I know it’s silly, but if you’d call out “Good bye, Mom” as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy.”
She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, “Goodbye, Mom.”
The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone’s day, he went to pay for his groceries.
“That comes to $121.85,” said the clerk.
“How come so much? I only bought 5 items!”
The clerk replied, “Yeah, but your Mother said you’d be paying for her things, too.”
loool @hilariouuuus :D :D
DrEvil:
hahahaha...very nice jokes... ;D :D
Nobody:
--- Quote from: dodi23 on May 24, 2010, 07:16:59 pm ---lord kratooooos
as usual ur the joke master!!!!
here read this:
Teacher: If you multiplied 50 by 8 and then divided by 4, what would you get?
Student: The wrong answer.
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said,”I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease, it’s just that you look so much like my late son.”
He answered, “That’s okay.”
“I know it’s silly, but if you’d call out “Good bye, Mom” as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy.”
She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, “Goodbye, Mom.”
The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone’s day, he went to pay for his groceries.
“That comes to $121.85,” said the clerk.
“How come so much? I only bought 5 items!”
The clerk replied, “Yeah, but your Mother said you’d be paying for her things, too.”
loool @hilariouuuus :D :D
--- End quote ---
oh!... smart lady.!
has anyone tried this in REAL life?
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