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guMnam:
fuy these jokes willmake u laugh till death :P
dodi23:
nahh!! im too young for ny1 2 beleive me!!!
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
Here's another one :P
GENDER DIFFERENCES
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls," and would his mother "...please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this."
So, Johnny’s mother takes him quietly by the hand upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door. "First Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse..." So he unbuttons her blouse and takes it off.
"OK, now take off my skirt..." And he takes off her skirt.
"Now, take off my bra..." Which he does.
"And now, Johnny, please take off my panties..."
And when Johnny finishes removing these, she says, "Johnny, PLEASE don’t wear any of my clothes to school any more!
What were you thinking?
Monica:
--- Quote from: lord kratos on May 25, 2010, 11:59:46 pm ---Here's another one :P
GENDER DIFFERENCES
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Ohhhhh myyyy gosshh..LOOOOL. I was like =O =O =O while reading it until the end. ::) ::) :P
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
What?
Is everyone out cold? ::)
Alright, then I will post ;)
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a rolled-up magazine.
"What the hell was that for?" he asked.
"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replied.
"But you don't understand," he pleaded. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on."
"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation."
Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "What was that for?" he pleaded.
"Your horse just called!"
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