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ur the man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love ur jokes !!!!!!!!!!
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
Thank u, kimo jesus ;D
Here's another one for ya ;)
A policeman is doing his usual rounds just before midnight when he passes a parking lot and notices a couple inside a parked car. He stops to investigate and sees a man in the driver's seat and a young lady sitting in the backseat, quietly reading a magazine.
The officer knocks on the driver's window and asks what's going on.
"Listening to music," the guy says. ??Pointing toward the young lady in the backseat, the officer asks, "And what's she doing?"
"Reading a magazine, of course."
"How old are you?" asks the officer.
"I'm 23." ??"And how old is she?"
The guy looks at his watch and says, "Well, in 11 minutes she'll be 18."
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
here's another ;)
but its a little dirty :P
A small zoo in Alabama acquires a rare gorilla, who quickly becomes agitated. The zookeeper determines that the female ape is in heat, but there are no male apes available for mating.
The zookeeper approaches a redneck janitor with a proposition. "Would you be willing to have sex with this gorilla for $500?" he asks.
The janitor accepts the offer, but only on three conditions: "First, I don't want to have to kiss her. And second, you can never tell anyone about this." The zookeeper agrees to the conditions and asks about the third.
"Well," says the janitor, "I'm gonna need about a week to come up with the $500."
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
another....
Man, I can't stop posting them...
Everybody on Earth dies and goes to heaven. God greets them and says, "Men, make two lines: one for those who dominated their women and one for those who were whipped. All the women can go with St. Peter."
After about an hour, God returns to find 2.5 billion men standing in the whipped line and only one guy in the dominant line.
"You men should be ashamed of yourselves!" God cries. "I created you in my image, and all of you cowed down to women? Can any of you explain this?" No one dares says a word.
God then turns to the man standing alone and says, "Tell me, my son, how did you manage to be the only one on this line?"
"I don't know," the guy replies, shrugging. "My wife told me to stand here."
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
Holy sh*t!!!! :o
I posted 16 jokes just now...
It's a joke right? ;)
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