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--- Quote from: immortal on May 24, 2010, 04:06:30 pm ---3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.
The first man walked into the office . The interviewing FBI agent said "To be in
the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the
next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun." The man took
the gun, hesitated, and said "Sorry, I can't do it."
The next interviewee came into the office. The Agent said "To be in the FBI you
must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room.I
want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun." The man took the gun,
walked into the room, then walked out. "Sorry," he said.
The last man came into the office. The inverviewer said "To be in the FBI you
must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I
want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun." The man took the gun and
went into the room. The Agent heard 6 shots, silence, then a lot of screaming.
The man came out of the room and said "Someone loaded the gun with blanks, so I
beat her to death with the curtain railing!"
--- End quote ---
lmao, ha haaaa ;D
immortal, nice to see u kickin ;D
@theone - nice jokes ;D
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
A man is in a desert, dehydrated and almost dried up, when he sees a stable up ahead.
He crawls over to it and knocks on the door. A man comes out, sees the poor man and nurses him back to health. When the man is better the nice man loads up a horse with food and water and put the man on it.
“Now, this horse is special.” he says. “To make him go, you say ‘thank god’ to make him stop, you say halleljuah.
The man thanks him and leaves, while yelling thank god. After an hour of riding, he starts to see a cliff ledge ahead. thank god! he says.
He forgets how you make the horse stop. thank god! thank god! he says but the horse keeps gaining speed.Then, a few feet from the edge, he remembers. HALLELJUAH! he screams, as the horse screeches to a halt, inches away from the cliif edge. “thank god” he says
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
Another....
A man is speeding and is pulled over by a cop
cop says: sir im gona havta give you a ticket for speeding.
man starts singing “21 today 21 today hey hoe meeadio 21 today!
cop says: oh sir its your birthday ok ill let you off this once just dont let it happen again.
man drives off and knocks down an old woman and starts to sing…. 22 today 22 today…….
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
Two fish are in a tank. one turns to the other and says,
"You drive, I'll fire"
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
I was in a taxi and the driver was whistling and he had a grin on his face.
” I love this job ! I’m my own boss and I never get told what to do”
I replied :
“left here ! “
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