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theone:
--- Quote from: immortal on May 24, 2010, 04:06:30 pm ---3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.
The first man walked into the office . The interviewing FBI agent said "To be in
the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the
next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun." The man took
the gun, hesitated, and said "Sorry, I can't do it."
The next interviewee came into the office. The Agent said "To be in the FBI you
must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room.I
want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun." The man took the gun,
walked into the room, then walked out. "Sorry," he said.
The last man came into the office. The inverviewer said "To be in the FBI you
must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I
want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun." The man took the gun and
went into the room. The Agent heard 6 shots, silence, then a lot of screaming.
The man came out of the room and said "Someone loaded the gun with blanks, so I
beat her to death with the curtain railing!"
--- End quote ---
hahaha laughed to death lol still laughing
immortal:
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.
The first man walked into the office . The interviewing FBI agent said "To be in
the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the
next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun." The man took
the gun, hesitated, and said "Sorry, I can't do it."
The next interviewee came into the office. The Agent said "To be in the FBI you
must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room.I
want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun." The man took the gun,
walked into the room, then walked out. "Sorry," he said.
The last man came into the office. The inverviewer said "To be in the FBI you
must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I
want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun." The man took the gun and
went into the room. The Agent heard 6 shots, silence, then a lot of screaming.
The man came out of the room and said "Someone loaded the gun with blanks, so I
beat her to death with the curtain railing!"
theone:
Yo mamma's so poor, she can't afford to go on welfare.
Yo mamma's so poor, she got thrown out of a homeless shelter.
Yo mamma's so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine.
Yo mamma's so poor, a burgler broke into her house and left her some money.
now ur mamma jokes turn (not offending any1 mom here) :D
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
2 men were walking through the desert, one carrying a telephone box, the other carrying a lamp post.
The man with the lamp post asks the other man “why are you carrying a phone box?”. “well” he says “when the lions come i can hide in it and i’ll be safe. Why are you carrying a lamp post?”.
“Well” replies the first man “when the lions come i can drop it and i’ll be able to run faster”.
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
“How wonderful! But I hope you don’t mind me asking what happened to your first husband?”
“He ate poisonous mushrooms and died.”
“Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?”
“He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died.”
“Oh, how terrible! I’m almost afraid to ask you about your third husband.”
“He died of a broken neck.”
“A broken neck?”
“He wouldn’t eat the mushrooms.”
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