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SGVaibhav:
--- Quote from: theone on May 23, 2010, 03:52:33 pm ---a blond went to a shop
she told the guy she wanted to buy that toaster he responded sorry i dont sell to blonds
she dyed her hair blue and went again
she told the guy she wanted to buy that toaster agian he said i dont sell to blonds
she dyed her hair red and went again
she told the guy she wanted to buy that toaster and agin he said i dont sell to blonds
she shaved her head and went again
the guy answered back in the same way again
she then finally asked him how did you know i am a blond i have no hair
because this is not a toaster its an oven
HAHHHAHAHHAHAH IDIOT!
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Baladya:
Hey u girls where talking about that's its easy to understand u, well thats not what my IGCSE literature book says:
He never learned her, quite. Year after year
That territory, without seasons, shifted
under his eye. An hour he could be lost
in the walled anger of her quarried hurt
on turning, see cool water laughing where
the day before there were stones in her voice.
He charted. She made wilderness again.
Roads disappeared. The map was never true.
Wind brough him rain sometimes, tasting of sea -
and suddenly she would change the shape of shores
faultlessly calm. All, all was each day new:
the shadows of her love shortened or grew
like trees seen from an unexpected hill,
new country at each jaunty helpless journey.
So he accepted that geography, constantly strange.
Wondered. Stayed home increasingly to find
his way among the landscapes of her mind.
Its a nice poem so i just wanted to share it :P I'm not really sure, but through the little times i've dealt with women, i can say that yes, its hard to understand them ;D
The Golden Girl =D:
--- Quote from: Baladya on May 23, 2010, 08:29:19 pm ---Hey u girls where talking about that's its easy to understand u, well thats not what my IGCSE literature book says:
He never learned her, quite. Year after year
That territory, without seasons, shifted
under his eye. An hour he could be lost
in the walled anger of her quarried hurt
on turning, see cool water laughing where
the day before there were stones in her voice.
He charted. She made wilderness again.
Roads disappeared. The map was never true.
Wind brough him rain sometimes, tasting of sea -
and suddenly she would change the shape of shores
faultlessly calm. All, all was each day new:
the shadows of her love shortened or grew
like trees seen from an unexpected hill,
new country at each jaunty helpless journey.
So he accepted that geography, constantly strange.
Wondered. Stayed home increasingly to find
his way among the landscapes of her mind.
Its a nice poem so i just wanted to share it :P I'm not really sure, but through the little times i've dealt with women, i can say that yes, its hard to understand them ;D
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u guys r hilarious :D :D :D
WARRIOR:
An idiot ordered pizza from pizza hut in the shop
So the waiter asks him: do you want me to cut into 8 slices or 16 slices?
he says : no 16 is too much i cant eat all that. cut it into 8 slices please :)
2 idiots wanted to steal stuff in a building . So they decided that they will steal the building and run with it far away so they can rip the place out comfortably and take their time. So they went at night and removed their clothes and started pushing the building. A guy came from behind and stole their clothes. 5 mintus later one of the idiots looks back and doesnt find his clothes and he says : man we went too far i think this is enough!
A guy travelled abroad and as soon as he reached the airport he got a message : COME BACK HOME RIGHT NOW AS SOON AS YOU CAN . THIS IS AN EMERGENCY . So he took the first plane home and he met his brother at the airport he looked like a disaster and was extremely sad and had very very very long beard ( goatie ) .So the guy asks his brother?? whats wrong !! did something happened to my dad??? So brother doesnt asnwer adn takes hiim to the car ad there he meets his other brother and he too looks like a disaster and has long beat and goati. So the guy asks his brother whats wrong !! did somethin happen to my dad?? Brother doesnt asnwer and when they rached home he met his other brother !! he too look like a disaster and has long beard ( goatie ) and he asks him whats wrong ?? did osmethin happen to my dad??? So he takes him to the room and finds his dad on the bed sleeping and he too looks like a disaster and has very very very long beard !! So he wakes him up and ANSWER ME DAD WHATS WRONG? ARE U DYING??
HIS DAD SAYS : hey did you take the shaving machine with you ??
dodi23:
HAHAHAHAHAHA @the last 1 :D :D :D
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