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Nobody:
--- Quote from: dodi23 on May 24, 2010, 12:08:09 pm ---HAHAHAHAHAHA @the last 1 :D :D :D
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ya.. really nice ..
and dodi12, i am really sorry if i have offended you in earlier jokes..really sorry. I said a joke about womens. :-X :-[
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
post some jokes guys, I'm bored :(
theone:
again another blong joke
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
Alright, since nobody's posting.... here's one :P
Five dollars gas :P
I went into the Shell gas station this morning and asked for five dollars worth of gas. The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.
theone:
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.
She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.
The blonde replies "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail".
blond jokes r da best!!
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