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Nobody:
If only life could be like computers
If you messed up your life, you could press “Alt, Ctr, Delete” and start all over!
To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”!
If you needed a break from life, click on “suspend”.
Hit “any key” to continue life when ready.
To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
To “add/remove” someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
To improve your appearance, just adjust the display or contrast settings.
If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
When you lose your car keys, click on “find”.
“Help” with the chores is just a click away.
You wouldn’t need auto insurance. You’d use your backups to recover from a crash.
We could click on “send” and the kids would go to bed immediately.
To feel like a new person, click on “refresh”.
Click on “close” to shut up the kids and spouse.
To undo a mistake, click on “back”.
Is your wardrobe getting old? Click “update”.
You don’t like cleaning the litter box, click on “delete”!
Kim:
ooooooooh that would be a dream come true
Nobody:
--- Quote from: kim on May 23, 2010, 02:41:20 pm ---ooooooooh that would be a dream come true
--- End quote ---
That would be really nice....
theone:
a blond went to a shop
she told the guy she wanted to buy that toaster he responded sorry i dont sell to blonds
she dyed her hair blue and went again
she told the guy she wanted to buy that toaster agian he said i dont sell to blonds
she dyed her hair red and went again
she told the guy she wanted to buy that toaster and agin he said i dont sell to blonds
she shaved her head and went again
the guy answered back in the same way again
she then finally asked him how did you know i am a blond i have no hair
because this is not a toaster its an oven
AL*Eagle:
--- Quote from: theone on May 23, 2010, 03:52:33 pm ---a blond went to a shop
she told the guy she wanted to buy that toaster he responded sorry i dont sell to blonds
she dyed her hair blue and went again
she told the guy she wanted to buy that toaster agian he said i dont sell to blonds
she dyed her hair red and went again
she told the guy she wanted to buy that toaster and agin he said i dont sell to blonds
she shaved her head and went again
the guy answered back in the same way again
she then finally asked him how did you know i am a blond i have no hair
because this is not a toaster its an oven
--- End quote ---
better version..
is the microwave and the tv
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