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I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
    Here's another one ;)
                                            From a Gynecologist ::)

A man comes into the ER and yells, 'My wife's going to have her babyin the cab!' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the wrong one.  ::)

Baladya:
HAHHAHAAH xD Nice jokes guys :D ;D
And Kratos, dont steal Einstein's quotes >.< ;D

I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
I like Einstein  8)

immortal:
Password rejectedA woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate
point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password.
Something he will use to log on.

The husband was in a rather humorous mood and figured he would try for the shock
effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to
enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was keying
in.

"P....E....N....I....S.."

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

**** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH*****

I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
holy sh*t!!!!! :o
awesome dude!!!!!
immortal, u really r IMMORTAL!!!! ;D

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