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nid404:
tsk tsk tsk....
immortal:
--- Quote from: lord kratos on May 21, 2010, 04:21:29 pm ---holy sh*t!!!!! :o
awesome dude!!!!!
immortal, u really r IMMORTAL!!!! ;D
--- End quote ---
Thanks ;D ;D
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
WARNING: ONLY FOR BOYS!!!! :P
so , let's continue!!! ;D
Little Johnny's Playing Partner ::)
Little Johnny is walking down the hall when he hears a weird (u know what I mean ::)) noise from his parents room. He knocks on the door and asks his mom what's going on. "Playing cards," she replies. "Who's your partner?" asked little johnny. "Your father!"
Content with his answer, Little Johnny walks further down the hall towards his room when he hears the same noise coming from his sister's room. Again, he knocks on the door and asked his sister what was she doing. "Playing cards." "With who?" he asks. "My boyfriend!" she says.
A short while later, Little Johnny's father is walking down the hall and hears a noise coming from Little Johnny's room. He knocks on the door and asks "What are you doing?" "Playing cards!" replied Johnny. "Who's your partner?" asked his father...
Little Johnny answers promptly, "With a hand like this who needs a partner?" ::) :P
WARRIOR:
hahahhahahahahahahhaahahahha
password!!!!!!! hahaha
Baladya:
--- Quote from: immortal on May 21, 2010, 04:19:50 pm ---Password rejectedA woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate
point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password.
Something he will use to log on.
The husband was in a rather humorous mood and figured he would try for the shock
effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to
enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was keying
in.
"P....E....N....I....S.."
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
**** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH*****
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HAHHAHHAH OMG Best joke for today :D :D :D
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