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guMnam:
--- Quote from: immortal on May 21, 2010, 12:10:50 pm ---What we sell
Two Australian businessmen in Brisbane were sitting down for a break in their new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with no stock and only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling'.
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Japanese tourist walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Japanese accent asked 'What you sell?' One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling arse-holes.'
Without skipping a beat, the Japanese man said, 'Ah Sooo You doing velly well, only two left'.
--- End quote ---
lol:D
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
immortal , both jokes were cool!!! 8)
WARRIOR:
Ya Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?
Old Man Marries a Young Woman
After marrying a young woman, a 90-year-old man told his doctor that they were expecting a baby.
"Let me tell you a story," said the doctor. "An absent-minded fellow went hunting, but instead of a gun, he brought an umbrella. Suddenly a bear charged at him. Pointing his umbrella at the bear, he shot and killed it on the spot."
"Impossible!" the Old Man said "Somebody else must have shot that bear."
"Exactly," replied the doctor.
The Golden Girl =D:
--- Quote from: Kimo Jesus on May 21, 2010, 02:49:53 pm ---Ya Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?
Old Man Marries a Young Woman
After marrying a young woman, a 90-year-old man told his doctor that they were expecting a baby.
"Let me tell you a story," said the doctor. "An absent-minded fellow went hunting, but instead of a gun, he brought an umbrella. Suddenly a bear charged at him. Pointing his umbrella at the bear, he shot and killed it on the spot."
"Impossible!" the Old Man said "Somebody else must have shot that bear."
"Exactly," replied the doctor.
--- End quote ---
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahha :D :D :D :D :D ;D
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
Kimo jesus - nice one!!!! ;)
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