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I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
HOLY SH*T!!!!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
I fell off my chair while reading these jokes, literally!!!!
Nobody,immortal,dodi23 all those jokes were freakin awesome!!!! ;D ;D
yeah, consolation prize goes to ksitna and SGVaibhav ;) ;)
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
WARNING : NOT FOR KIDS!!!!!! :P
BEST PICKUP LINES CONTINUED!!!!! :P :P :P
Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
Are you from Tennesse??
Cuz you’re the only ten-I-see…
What are you doing tonight, besides me....
Hey babe, when i was younger i was very popular. girls run after me, that's after a throw rocks at them.
You are one tall glass of water and im tellin you straight up…im thirsty!
Baby, if I was a squirrell & you were a tree, I would put my nuts in your hole .
Hey, I’m lost, can you help me find the way to your house?
Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?!!!!
YOUR MOM WAS BETTER LAST NIGHT, WANNA PROVE ME WRONG ?!!!!
What has 142 teeth and holds back "the incredible hulk"? My zipper!!!!!
:P :P ;D ;D ;) ;) :P :P
nid404:
lol :D :P
Daily dose of this thread can bring back a smile :)
Thanks to you guys
immortal:
Child's Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."
The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.
The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."
The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.
Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."
Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!"
immortal:
What we sell
Two Australian businessmen in Brisbane were sitting down for a break in their new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with no stock and only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling'.
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Japanese tourist walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Japanese accent asked 'What you sell?' One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling arse-holes.'
Without skipping a beat, the Japanese man said, 'Ah Sooo You doing velly well, only two left'.
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