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immortal:
soooo funny ::)
Clearly its no point arguing :P :P
astarmathsandphysics:
First was the best. Girls Win
immortal:
--- Quote from: astarmathsandphysics on May 20, 2010, 09:00:11 pm ---First was the best. Girls Win
--- End quote ---
Dude, ure backing da wrong side ???
ksitna:
Dogs and Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one.
Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Rottweiler: Make me"
Lab: Oh, me, me"
Pleeease let me change the light bulb"
Can I?
Huh?
Huh?
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp"
Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it.
You can feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls.
Greyhound: It isn't moving.
Who cares?
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it?
I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Mastiff: Screw it yourself"
I'm not afraid of the dark...
Doberman: While it's out, I'll just take a nap on the couch.
Boxer: Who needs light?
I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there"
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb?
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Old English Sheep dog: Light bulb?
That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
Basset Hound: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs -- people change light bulbs.
I am not one of THEM so the question is, how long before I can expect my light again?
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?
SGVaibhav:
a nerdy way
difference between man and woman.
man has XY chormosomes
woman has XX chromosomes.
:P, im good at spoiling any kind of jokes (even though im improving)
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