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WARRIOR:
--- Quote from: lord kratos on May 20, 2010, 04:08:05 pm ---Two unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”The other replies, “That’s crazy, you don’t know nothing about no lion taming.
”"Yes I do!”"Well, OK, answer me this. When one of those lions comes at you all roaring and biting, what you gonna do?”"Well, then I take that big chair they all carry, and I stick it in his face until he backs down.
”"Well, what if the lion takes that big paw, and hooks the chair with them big claws, and throws that chair out of the cage? What do you do then?”"Well, then I takes that whip they all carry, and I whip him and whip him until he backs down.
”"Well, what if that lion bites that whip with his big teeth, and bites it in two? What you gonna do then?”"Well, then I take that gun they all carry, and I shoot him.
”"Well, what if that gun doesn’t work? What will you do then?”
"Well, then I pick up some of the sh*t that’s on the bottom of the cage, and I throw it in his eyes, and I run out ofthe cage.”
"Well, what if there ain’t no sh*t in the bottom of the cage? What you gonna do then?”
"Well, that’s dumb. Cause if that lion comes at me, and he throws the chair out of the cage, and he bites the whip in two, and my gun don’t work, there’s going to be some sh*t on the bottom of that cage, you can bet on that.” :P :P
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looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool :P
thx guys keep it comin :P
nid404:
LMAO!!! :D :D
ksitna:
lolll good one!!!! ;D
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
thanks ;)
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
GUY, MAID AND SWIMMING POOL!!! ;D
A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.
The guy says, ”Who is this?”
”This is the maid,” answers the woman.
”We don’t have a maid,” says the man.
The woman says, ”I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.”
The man says, ”Well, this is her husband. Is she there?”
The woman replies, ”She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband.”
The guy is fuming and says to the maid, ”Listen, would you like to make $50,000?”
The maid says, ”What will I have to do?”
The man tells her, ”I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the Bi*ch and the jerk she’s with.”
The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots.
The maid comes back to the phone, ”What do I do with the bodies?”
The man says, ”Throw them in the swimming pool.”
Puzzled, the maid answers, ”But you don’t have a pool.”
A long pause and the man says, ”Is this 567-5309?”
:P :P :P :P :P
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