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loll poor guy :D
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Efficiency Expert Joke :P
A couple was having dinner in a nice restaurant,when they noticed that each of the waiters had a spoon in their shirt pocket.
When they asked their waiter why,he explained that an efficiency expert had determined that if they carried a spoon with them they would save a significant amount of time not going to the kitchen if someone dropped one.
A while later they noticed that the waiters also had a string hanging out of their flys.When asked, the waiter explained that it was because they were told that when they went to the bathroom,if they tied the string to their private part they could use the string to remove it from their pants and then wouldn't have to wash their hands, saving important time.
Well OK, said the customer,but how do you get it back in your pants? Oh that's easy,says the waiter, we use the spoon.
:o :o :o :o :o :o
DrEvil:
--- Quote from: lord kratos on May 20, 2010, 04:29:26 pm --- Efficiency Expert Joke :P
A couple was having dinner in a nice restaurant,when they noticed that each of the waiters had a spoon in their shirt pocket.
When they asked their waiter why,he explained that an efficiency expert had determined that if they carried a spoon with them they would save a significant amount of time not going to the kitchen if someone dropped one.
A while later they noticed that the waiters also had a string hanging out of their flys.When asked, the waiter explained that it was because they were told that when they went to the bathroom,if they tied the string to their private part they could use the string to remove it from their pants and then wouldn't have to wash their hands, saving important time.
Well OK, said the customer,but how do you get it back in your pants? Oh that's easy,says the waiter, we use the spoon.
:o :o :o :o :o :o
--- End quote ---
hahahahaha...that made me laugh...good one!
ksitna:
ohhhh grosss :-[
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