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ksitna:
Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts one foot in a pauses. She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses. Then she yells out, "Was I going up the stairs or down?"
The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea and listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful." She knocks on wood for good measure. She then replies, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
nid404:
LOL :P
nice ones
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
thanks ksitna and nid!!! ;D
ksitna, both jokes were freakin awesome!!!! :o :o
ksitna:
Thank youuu :D
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
COBRA AND THE FRIENDS AND..........
Two best friends are lost in the rain forest trying to find away out when one of them is attacked by a cobra that attacks the “stuff” of the victim. The other despaired, calls the doctor using his sat phone.
-doctor! my friend has just been stung by a snake, what should I do, he is dying!
- take it easy says the doctor, you just have to suck out the area that has been stung.!
so the guys closes the flip of his cell phone when the other victimized asks: what did he say?
-he said that you are dead
:P :P :P :P :P
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