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Monica:
--- Quote from: lord kratos on May 17, 2010, 09:14:43 am --- DEFINITELY!!!! ;)
A nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"
First a little girl says, "The sky is definitely blue."
The teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can sometimes be gray, or black."
A second little boy says, "Trees are definitely green."
"Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."
Then little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks, "Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says, "Johnny! Of course not!!!"
"OK...then I DEFINITELY sh*t my pants!" :P
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hahahahahahaha...!!!! LOL! Good one. :P
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
CORNIEST PICK UP LINES !!!!!!!!!! ::) ;)
Alright ladies, I admit... men have said some pretty corny things to break the ice. Pick-up lines have become somewhat of a novelty, only the coolest guys use them now (kidding). At any rate, here are the top 5 corniest pickup lines I've ever heard !!! :P
You must be the reason for global warming because you're hot!!
Is your name Gillette? Cause baby you’re the best a man can get!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?!
You might as well sleep with me because I'm gonna tell everyone we did anyway!
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?!! ::) ;) :P
TO BE CONTINUED!!!! ;)
nid404:
Hahahahaha! Nice ones :D :P
WARRIOR:
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool LOOOOOOORD HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAAHAH LOL!!!!!
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
two awesome jokes!!!!!
Who was the first sick-o to look at a cow and say “hmmm, I think i´l squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out”?
That is an interesting qustion, but what really makes me wonder is – what if it had been a bull? ::) :P
another one!!!
disclaimer!!!! read at ur own cost...... I shall not be responsible for the damage caused!!!! :P
once a women goes to a church to confess to a father.
women: father, father i just called a men yesterday a son of a b*tch.
father: there is no need to confess for that.
women : but father he touched my hands.
father : like this . (father touches her hand) there is no need to confess for that
women: but father he stripped my clothes.
father : like this . (father stripps her clothes) there is no need to confess for that.
women: but father he put his u know what in my u know where.
father : like this . (father makes out with her) there is no need to confess for that.
women : but father he had aids.
father : that son of a b*tch”"”"”"”"”‘
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