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Monica:
--- Quote from: lord kratos on May 17, 2010, 11:08:07 am ---two awesome jokes!!!!!
Who was the first sick-o to look at a cow and say “hmmm, I think i´l squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out”?
That is an interesting qustion, but what really makes me wonder is – what if it had been a bull? ::) :P
another one!!!
disclaimer!!!! read at ur own cost...... I shall not be responsible for the damage caused!!!! :P
once a women goes to a church to confess to a father.
women: father, father i just called a men yesterday a son of a b*tch.
father: there is no need to confess for that.
women : but father he touched my hands.
father : like this . (father touches her hand) there is no need to confess for that
women: but father he stripped my clothes.
father : like this . (father stripps her clothes) there is no need to confess for that.
women: but father he put his u know what in my u know where.
father : like this . (father makes out with her) there is no need to confess for that.
women : but father he had aids.
father : that son of a b*tch”"”"”"”"”‘
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! This was really peverted ::) but I like the end, this is what you got from doing what's wrong. ;) :P
WARRIOR:
--- Quote from: Nobody on May 17, 2010, 09:01:41 am ---You know hindi..? nice..where are you from?
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na im egyptian ..i used to be in an indian skool ( but they teach in english dont worry ) ..but i left to an english one to do my IGCSE :p
hehe nice joke :P
Kim:
@kimo jesus-u stole my keyboard line
haha
WARRIOR:
--- Quote from: kim on May 17, 2010, 06:18:18 pm ---@kimo jesus-u stole my keyboard line
haha
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i couldnt resist looking at it everyday and laughing :P
i gave u credit :P ::) ::)
Kim:
@ kimo-the credit is appreciated haha
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