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Vin:
--- Quote from: Baladya on May 16, 2010, 11:04:43 pm ---YO MAMA JOKEESSS !!!! :D ;D
Yo mama is so old that she farts dust :D >:D
Yo mama is so fat when she passed by my tv, i missed 4 seasons of prison break
Yo mama is so stupid she died from hunger when she got locked in a supermarket
Yo mama is so stupid she pied in her pants when got locked in a bathroom
Those are my fav ;D :D ;D :D ;D
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LOL
Yo mama is so fat you can run a whole marathon around her
Yo mama is so fat she’s got her own zip code
Yo mama is so fat I ran around her twice and got lost.
my favs =P
WARRIOR:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL THEYR BOTH INDIANS ......HAHAHHAHAAH :p
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
--- Quote from: nid404 on May 17, 2010, 07:22:00 am ---I got this one ;D :P
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store
one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his
side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a
special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a
$5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, "I
don't think you understand, I want something very special."
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special
stock and brought another ring over.
"Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler
said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole
body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this
said, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old
man stated, by check. " I know you need to make sure
my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call
the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the
ring up Monday afternoon," he said.
Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old
man. "There's no money in that account."
"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the
weekend I had?"
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@ nid -I was going to post this one..... :(
@baladya nice one -I got that ........ ;)
when we say white white for10 times, we r inclined towards saying cows drink milk!!!! :P but they drink water!!! ;)
@ nobody- nice joke....... :P
Nobody:
--- Quote from: Kimo Jesus on May 17, 2010, 08:54:56 am ---LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL THEYR BOTH INDIANS ......HAHAHHAHAAH :p
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You know hindi..? nice..where are you from?
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
DEFINITELY!!!! ;)
A nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"
First a little girl says, "The sky is definitely blue."
The teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can sometimes be gray, or black."
A second little boy says, "Trees are definitely green."
"Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."
Then little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks, "Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says, "Johnny! Of course not!!!"
"OK...then I DEFINITELY sh*t my pants!" :P
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