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WARRIOR:
--- Quote from: haris94 on May 16, 2010, 03:09:55 pm ---TEACHER-STUDENT JOKES :P
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
STUDENT : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
STUDENT : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool :P
The Golden Girl =D:
--- Quote from: a*hopefull on May 16, 2010, 06:46:23 pm ---Hey!
Mind if I make a joke? (Im going to type one anyways! ;D)
A British minister on a visit to Morscow who, in order to please his host, mugged up a short speech in Russian. On his way to the banquet he realised he did not kow the Russian for 'ladies and gentlemen.' He stopped his car near a public toilet and took down the equivalent. His speech did not get the kind of response he expected. Afterwards he asked one of his colleagues what had gone wrong.
The colleague replied, ''Your speech was excellent, but why did you have to start with 'Male and Female urinals' ?''
:D
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i like it 8)
The Golden Girl =D:
--- Quote from: kim on May 16, 2010, 06:41:31 pm ---
Q: What invention made it possible for humans to walk through walls?
A: The door
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7elwa di ..loool :D
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
The 10 greatest sarcastic dares!!!!
Sarcastically speaking, I dare you to do some of the things found on my top ten list.
10. Pull into a gas station and use the window washer to wash your entire car.
Joe Humor9. Ask a bank teller to break a $100 bill for you. Then when asked how you want it done say, "in hundreds".
8. Call a political candidate's campaign office and ask them for a donation to your non-candidacAy.
7. Ask a security guard how it feels knowing that in all the action movies the security guards are always the first to die.
6. When you get credit card offers in the mail, stuff the prepaid envelopes with toilet paper and mail them back. (whether you use new or used toilet paper is totally up to you.)
5. Call your bank and ask them to add your checking account onto the $700 billion government bail out plan.
4. Find someone who is big into worrying about the threat of global warming, remind them of their own carbon dioxide and body heat contribution to the planet, and ask them to stop it.
3. Ask a judge if you can get away with murder as long as you can convince a jury of your peers ahead of time that it is justified.
2. Send a bill to every TV station, radio station, cell phone company, and satellite company, charging them an "access fee" for the waves they broadcast through your property. If they refuse payment, charge them with trespassing.
And the #1 Sarcastic Dare...
1. Circulate a petition to put "intelligent human beings" on the endangered species list.
DrEvil:
--- Quote from: lord kratos on May 16, 2010, 08:07:33 pm --- The 10 greatest sarcastic dares!!!!
Sarcastically speaking, I dare you to do some of the things found on my top ten list.
10. Pull into a gas station and use the window washer to wash your entire car.
Joe Humor9. Ask a bank teller to break a $100 bill for you. Then when asked how you want it done say, "in hundreds".
8. Call a political candidate's campaign office and ask them for a donation to your non-candidacAy.
7. Ask a security guard how it feels knowing that in all the action movies the security guards are always the first to die.
6. When you get credit card offers in the mail, stuff the prepaid envelopes with toilet paper and mail them back. (whether you use new or used toilet paper is totally up to you.)
5. Call your bank and ask them to add your checking account onto the $700 billion government bail out plan.
4. Find someone who is big into worrying about the threat of global warming, remind them of their own carbon dioxide and body heat contribution to the planet, and ask them to stop it.
3. Ask a judge if you can get away with murder as long as you can convince a jury of your peers ahead of time that it is justified.
2. Send a bill to every TV station, radio station, cell phone company, and satellite company, charging them an "access fee" for the waves they broadcast through your property. If they refuse payment, charge them with trespassing.
And the #1 Sarcastic Dare...
1. Circulate a petition to put "intelligent human beings" on the endangered species list.
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good ones...!!! :D
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