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ksitna:
LOVED THE DARES
would be great if i did them in thhe summer :)
mwahahahaha ahem
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
thanks DrEvil and ksitna ;D
nid404:
LOL :P
Nice ones for a change ::) :P
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
--- Quote from: nid404 on May 16, 2010, 08:19:49 pm ---LOL :P
Nice ones for a change ::) :P
--- End quote ---
all cause of u >:(
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
WHAT NOT TO DO WHEN FORGETTING YOUR ANNIVERSARY!!!! :P
John was in trouble, really big trouble. You see, he forgot his wedding anniversary and, if you're married, you can imagine what he's probably going through. His wife was really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" She was serious too, so John got serious.
The next morning he woke up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped, right there in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife threw her robe on and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house and opened in with much anticipation.
Inside she found a brand new bathroom scale. John has been missing since Thursday.
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