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Kim:
Q: What invention made it possible for humans to walk through walls?
A: The door
a*hopefull:
Hey!
Mind if I make a joke? (Im going to type one anyways! ;D)
A British minister on a visit to Morscow who, in order to please his host, mugged up a short speech in Russian. On his way to the banquet he realised he did not kow the Russian for 'ladies and gentlemen.' He stopped his car near a public toilet and took down the equivalent. His speech did not get the kind of response he expected. Afterwards he asked one of his colleagues what had gone wrong.
The colleague replied, ''Your speech was excellent, but why did you have to start with 'Male and Female urinals' ?''
:D
Kim:
Q: What goes peck, peck, peck, boom?
A: A chicken in a minefield.
Baladya:
--- Quote from: kim on May 16, 2010, 06:41:31 pm ---
Q: What invention made it possible for humans to walk through walls?
A: The door
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REALLYYY !!!!! :o :o :o :o HAHAHAHAHA ;D ;D ;D
The Golden Girl =D:
--- Quote from: Spy on May 16, 2010, 02:31:05 pm ---mara sa3eedi died.....5 angles came to him.....two to ask him the questions and three to convince him he died :P
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cool 8)
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