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Offline slvri

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4155 on: August 14, 2009, 07:26:29 pm »
wrong
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4156 on: August 14, 2009, 07:27:30 pm »
Quote from: zzZzaaInnYy on August 14, 2009, 03:36:54 pm
Quote from: MaNa on August 13, 2009, 10:52:49 pm
ANother joke



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hahaha :D :D :D :D

pfftt... i didnt :P :P :P ::) :P
Perhaps u dont knowe how to then=]
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4157 on: August 14, 2009, 07:44:27 pm »
an employer had interviewed a successful job candidate n all that was left was to decide the pay. the employer offered her one of two different packages. in the first one, she would receive $100 a day. in the second she would receive 1 cent the first day, 2 cents the second day, 4 cents the third day, 8 cents the fourth day, 16 cents the fifth day and so on. which salary package should she choose?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4158 on: August 14, 2009, 07:54:46 pm »
The second one?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4159 on: August 14, 2009, 07:56:47 pm »
tell me why the second one is better
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4160 on: August 14, 2009, 07:57:52 pm »
More mOney=]
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4161 on: August 14, 2009, 08:16:25 pm »
yeah.....
if she chose the first one, she would get 100*30=$3000 per month
but if she chose the second one, ashe would get (2^30)-1=$10737418.23 per month..........a millionaire in a month :o :o :D :D :D
so much the employer wouldnt be able to pay it much longer!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4162 on: August 14, 2009, 08:21:08 pm »
"feels Smart"
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4163 on: August 14, 2009, 09:25:33 pm »
Quote from: MaNa on August 14, 2009, 07:27:30 pm
Quote from: zzZzaaInnYy on August 14, 2009, 03:36:54 pm
Quote from: MaNa on August 13, 2009, 10:52:49 pm
ANother joke



HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


SEEE U laughed again
hahaha :D :D :D :D

pfftt... i didnt :P :P :P ::) :P
Perhaps u dont knowe how to then=]

i do.. but then this was lame ::) :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4164 on: August 14, 2009, 09:36:33 pm »
Was it
Perhaps 4 u!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4165 on: August 14, 2009, 10:01:36 pm »
Quote from: MaNa on August 14, 2009, 09:36:33 pm
Was it
Perhaps 4 u!


hmm.. who knwz.. :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4166 on: August 14, 2009, 11:34:34 pm »
Quote from: zzZzaaInnYy on August 14, 2009, 09:25:33 pm
Quote from: MaNa on August 14, 2009, 07:27:30 pm
Quote from: zzZzaaInnYy on August 14, 2009, 03:36:54 pm
Quote from: MaNa on August 13, 2009, 10:52:49 pm
ANother joke



HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


SEEE U laughed again
hahaha :D :D :D :D

pfftt... i didnt :P :P :P ::) :P
Perhaps u dont knowe how to then=]

i do.. but then this was lame ::) :P

good one mana :P
got any more :D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4167 on: August 14, 2009, 11:36:04 pm »
Than 4 appreciating my effort to bring life in this thread SIGHS
uuh no i needa brainstorm hahahah!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4168 on: August 14, 2009, 11:54:55 pm »
Quote from: MaNa on August 14, 2009, 11:36:04 pm
Than 4 appreciating my effort to bring life in this thread SIGHS
uuh no i needa brainstorm hahahah!

Thanks for bringing Life!!  :D

i will be posting later inshallah  :D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4169 on: August 21, 2009, 02:13:37 pm »
K.....I HV NUTHNG 2 DU....so m gonna brng this thread 2 lyf n sk u all a riddle...... :D

Day b4 yesterday, i wz 25 yrs old. At da end of nxt yr I will b 28 yrs old. Wen is my birthday n what is da current date?

thnk n i ll soon give da answer ;)
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