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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3735 on: July 06, 2009, 12:38:30 am »
last one is PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (E x 999,998)

hahaha..maybe u r right  :D

and WAT HAPPENED TO UR POSTS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :o :o :o u were in 2000ths right??!

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3736 on: July 06, 2009, 01:05:58 am »
last one is PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (E x 999,998)

hahaha..maybe u r right  :D

and WAT HAPPENED TO UR POSTS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :o :o :o u were in 2000ths right??!


nope :/
but ur almost reached ur 1300th :D
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What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3737 on: July 06, 2009, 02:58:39 am »
what is a ghost's favorite dessert??

why did the lion spit out the clown??

why did boom throw the clock out of da window??

what starts with a P and ends with an E and has a million letters in it??






1) crepe (sth to do with crap ?? k, now am jst ofc crapping)

2) the clown did sth nt nice inside its mouth ??

3) cuz boom is always mad @ some1 ??

4) hmmm ..

not even close!! :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :-X :-[ :-[ :-[


cummon..and i am not mad at someone!

yeah, thts right .. u werent mad @ someone .. ur mad @ evey1 :P :P :P
(that my last bugging u, for at least 3 days)

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« Reply #3738 on: July 06, 2009, 09:10:50 am »
what is a ghost's favorite dessert??

why did the lion spit out the clown??

why did boom throw the clock out of da window??

what starts with a P and ends with an E and has a million letters in it??






1) crepe (sth to do with crap ?? k, now am jst ofc crapping)

2) the clown did sth nt nice inside its mouth ??

3) cuz boom is always mad @ some1 ??

4) hmmm ..

not even close!! :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :-X :-[ :-[ :-[


cummon..and i am not mad at someone!

yeah, thts right .. u werent mad @ someone .. ur mad @ evey1 :P :P :P
(that my last bugging u, for at least 3 days)

U KIDDING ME RIGHT 3 DAYS! :o :o :o :o :o
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3739 on: July 06, 2009, 09:17:53 am »
what is a ghost's favorite dessert??la la desert
why did the lion spit out the clown??
bcuz the lion told him to perform
why did boom throw the clock out of da window??Cuz it wasnt working/the noice made him annoyed

what starts with a P and ends with an E and has a million letters in it??there arent million letters dude do u mean million letters repeating/??
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3740 on: July 06, 2009, 02:02:36 pm »
those riddles r really difficult..u have nuthin to think about them  ::)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3741 on: July 06, 2009, 02:04:56 pm »
those riddles r really difficult..u have nuthin to think about them  ::)

DONT BE JEALOUS........CUZ..UR RIDDLES r a PIECE OF CAKE!!!! :P :P :P :P

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3742 on: July 06, 2009, 02:07:05 pm »
those riddles r really difficult..u have nuthin to think about them  ::)

DONT BE JEALOUS........CUZ..UR RIDDLES r a PIECE OF CAKE!!!! :P :P :P :P

OH YEA RIGHT!! I HAVE VERY VERY DIFFICULT ONES!! that i know that no one could solve...

and give us the answers for those u posted..we all give up  :D

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3743 on: July 06, 2009, 02:08:29 pm »
those riddles r really difficult..u have nuthin to think about them  ::)

DONT BE JEALOUS........CUZ..UR RIDDLES r a PIECE OF CAKE!!!! :P :P :P :P

OH YEA RIGHT!! I HAVE VERY VERY DIFFICULT ONES!! that i know that no one could solve...

and give us the answers for those u posted..we all give up  :D

y dont u post urs!!!!!

urs r SOOOO EASY!!!!

and i wont giv da ans unless someone else tries!!

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3744 on: July 06, 2009, 02:10:43 pm »
ok here: What are the only English words with three consecutive repeated letters. For example, sweet-toothed would be one (ee,tt,oo) if it weren't for the hyphen.

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3745 on: July 06, 2009, 02:11:11 pm »
joke:
A wise teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: "If you promise not to believe everything that your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home."

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« Reply #3746 on: July 06, 2009, 02:13:31 pm »
joke:
A wise teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: "If you promise not to believe everything that your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home."

hahaha...yea right...haha...

post more if u have.. :D

and Helloooo Sister (forgot that  ;D:-*

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3747 on: July 06, 2009, 02:16:21 pm »
mony..that si an old riddle!!!


i knew da ans 4rm gr9!!!!!!!!!!!


hahahahahaha


its bookkeeper or keeping!!!

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3748 on: July 06, 2009, 02:19:06 pm »
well mmmm ok Boom..wat do i expect from a guy who took 15 subjects  ::) ::) ::) (mashallah  :D)

ok here is another: 75% can be written as 3/4. How would 58 1/3% be written as a fraction (when reduced to the lowest denominator)?

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3749 on: July 06, 2009, 02:25:26 pm »
well mmmm ok Boom..wat do i expect from a guy who took 15 subjects  ::) ::) ::) (mashallah  :D)

ok here is another: 75% can be written as 3/4. How would 58 1/3% be written as a fraction (when reduced to the lowest denominator)?


this is a difficult one!!


let me solve it 1st!!