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Monica

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3705 on: July 05, 2009, 11:36:27 pm »

WHAT TIME DO U GO TO DA DENTIST?? at night...


WHAT DID THE BLANKET SAY TO THE BED? Do u want a cover??

HOW MANY BOOKS CAN U PUT IN DA EMPTY SCHOOL BAG? 10

WHERE DO PIGS LEAVE THEIR VEHICLES?? in the....


WHAT IS GREEN AND HAS YELLOW WHEELS?? ......

very difficult  ???
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3706 on: July 05, 2009, 11:45:08 pm »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on July 05, 2009, 11:36:27 pm

WHAT TIME DO U GO TO DA DENTIST?? at night...


WHAT DID THE BLANKET SAY TO THE BED? Do u want a cover??

HOW MANY BOOKS CAN U PUT IN DA EMPTY SCHOOL BAG? 10

WHERE DO PIGS LEAVE THEIR VEHICLES?? in the....


WHAT IS GREEN AND HAS YELLOW WHEELS?? ......

very difficult  ???

well.da 2nd one is 90%correct!!

and others r rong!!
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Monica

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3707 on: July 05, 2009, 11:49:55 pm »
ok then lets stick to the 2nd one.. ;D...

it said: Are u feelin cold??!! do u want me to cover u??!! Do u want a blanket?? Do u want Protection??!!!!!!!!!!  :-\ :-\ :-\
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« Reply #3708 on: July 05, 2009, 11:51:14 pm »
ahehehehe shoshou ..
boom,
i think shoshou is running out of minds ..

i did, like a looooooooooong time ago ..
plz give us the answers !
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3709 on: July 05, 2009, 11:51:31 pm »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on July 05, 2009, 11:49:55 pm
ok then lets stick to the 2nd one.. ;D...

it said: Are u feelin cold??!! do u want me to cover u??!! Do u want a blanket?? Do u want Protection??!!!!!!!!!!  :-\ :-\ :-\

good try mony........

it said "I GOT U COVERED" ;D ;D
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Monica

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3710 on: July 05, 2009, 11:53:41 pm »
hahaha..i was close though  :D

these riddles R DIFFICULT!!!!!

Give us the answers for them  ;D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3711 on: July 05, 2009, 11:54:18 pm »
WHAT TIME DO U GO TO DA DENTIST?? "TOOTH-HURTY"


WHAT DID THE BLANKET SAY TO THE BED? "I GOT U COVERED"

HOW MANY BOOKS CAN U PUT IN DA EMPTY SCHOOL BAG? "ONLY 1 CUZ....AFTR 1 BOOK IT DOES NT REMAIN EMPTY"

WHERE DO PIGS LEAVE THEIR VEHICLES?? "PORKING PLACE"


WHAT IS GREEN AND HAS YELLOW WHEELS?? "GRASS!    I LIED ABT DA WHEELS!!!! :P :P ;D ;D ;D"
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3712 on: July 05, 2009, 11:55:44 pm »
looooooooooooooool .. these r hilarious !!
porking place !

& hey, u werent supposed to lie (its nt like i would hve gt nyways, bt STILL !!)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3713 on: July 05, 2009, 11:57:13 pm »
Quote from: Exam_Terrified on July 05, 2009, 11:55:44 pm
looooooooooooooool .. these r hilarious !!
porking place !

& hey, u werent supposed to lie (its nt like i would hve gt nyways, bt STILL !!)

i noe...............i made it by myself ;D ;D ;D :P :P

so do u like them!!!

wanna hav some more!!
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« Reply #3714 on: July 05, 2009, 11:58:04 pm »
haha i liked the first one the most  :D

ok E_T do u want me to post u easy ones?? :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3715 on: July 06, 2009, 12:00:27 am »
boom, if they're hard, u better post the answers too .. :P

shoshou : as long as they're easy brdo !
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« Reply #3716 on: July 06, 2009, 12:04:52 am »
ok here:  What can you hold without it ever using your arms or hands?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3717 on: July 06, 2009, 12:06:53 am »
what is a ghost's favorite dessert??

why did the lion spit out the clown??

why did boom throw the clock out of da window??

what starts with a P and ends with an E and has a million letters in it??




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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3718 on: July 06, 2009, 12:07:30 am »
shoshou : feelings ?? if its sth tangible, i hve no idea
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3719 on: July 06, 2009, 12:08:26 am »
E_T u r close... :D
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