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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2400 on: June 07, 2009, 08:59:33 am »
hehe, thats good, and hey peeps :D
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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« Reply #2401 on: June 07, 2009, 09:00:08 am »
Were u gettiing ur jokes from Q80 ...?
"...And whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a a way for him to get out (from every difficulty). And He will provide him from (sources) he never could imagine. And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him." [65: 2-3]

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« Reply #2402 on: June 07, 2009, 09:00:59 am »
thats for sweetsh  (and all man utd. fans)  :P

Two Man Utd Fans
 
Two Man Utd fans are walking down the street at five pm on a Saturday evening.

1st ManU fan: I couldn't make the game at Old Trafford today, I was at a
funeral. What was the score?
2nd ManU fan: We drew 0-0.
1st ManU fan: Who missed our penalty?

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2403 on: June 07, 2009, 09:01:16 am »
Okay guyz... I seriously need 2 go.... I'll be back in about an hour

Toooodlesss ... ;D
"...And whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a a way for him to get out (from every difficulty). And He will provide him from (sources) he never could imagine. And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him." [65: 2-3]

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2404 on: June 07, 2009, 09:01:28 am »
laptop is acting very stupid now, ill go hav breakfast and restart laptop, Be right back
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2405 on: June 07, 2009, 09:01:49 am »
Hahaha Q80 it's funny but it should be Two Barcelona Fans =D

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2406 on: June 07, 2009, 09:01:59 am »
Were u gettiing ur jokes from Q80 ...?


my head !! lol jk

go to http://www.funny-haha.co.uk

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2407 on: June 07, 2009, 09:02:42 am »
laptop is acting very stupid now, ill go hav breakfast and restart laptop, Be right back

tyt :)

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« Reply #2408 on: June 07, 2009, 09:03:31 am »
Hahaha Q80 it's funny but it should be Two Barcelona Fans =D

lol, i copied and pasted from a BRITISH site  :P

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2409 on: June 07, 2009, 09:05:43 am »
Okay guyz... I seriously need 2 go.... I'll be back in about an hour

Toooodlesss ... ;D

Bye...nd Goood luck!!

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2410 on: June 07, 2009, 09:06:19 am »
Anyway...Bye Roxy and Take your time aboud...

Biology?

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2411 on: June 07, 2009, 09:06:34 am »
Med school qualities
 
Students at a Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They were all gather around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. Then the professor started telling them 'In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you don't get disgusted.'

The professor uncovered the sheet, sunk his finger in the anus of the dead body, withdrew it and sucked it.

'Go ahead and do the same thing', he told his students.

The students first of all freaked out then hesitantly took turns sinking their fingers in and then sucking it.

When everyone had taken their turns the professor looked at them and told them, 'The second important quality is observation. I inserted my middle finger into the rectum yet sucked my index finger. Pay attention people!'

 
(sorry to gross u out again  :P they're doing that in harvard med school, lol)

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« Reply #2412 on: June 07, 2009, 09:08:58 am »
oh my goddd ewwwww!!! hahaha..really........*vomits*

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2413 on: June 07, 2009, 09:21:24 am »
German robbed twice in five minutes poor man  :(
 
BERLIN (Reuters) - 05 March 2003

A 61-year-old German man has been robbed twice in five minutes in the western town of Herne, local police say.
The man first had his mobile phone stolen at a petrol station by youths who then fled.
When he pursued the thieves on foot, a passing car with three men claiming to be plain-clothes police stopped him, searched him and drove off with his wallet.
 

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« Reply #2414 on: June 07, 2009, 10:27:17 am »
how about this? I dont know if this joke has been told before. I didnt want to read through 150 pages  :D
A ventriloquist has a dummy on his lap and is making the dummy tell blonde jokes. Finally, a blonde in the audience gets pissed and starts screaming at him, "Excuse me mister! I've had enough of your blonde jokes! Its male chauvinists like you that give us a bad name! We blondes around the world are self respecting, and people like you demoralize us!!"
The ventriloquist is flustered and starts to apologize, "I-I'm sorry miss, I-,"
"Dont interrupt me!" the blonde screamed. "And dont bring yourself into this! I'm speaking to the little man on your lap!"