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Re: Description Game
« Reply #540 on: May 22, 2009, 08:07:19 am »
Susan looked into the mirror it broke, smoke came out her ears "i just had a million dollar nose job, and u break !!" . She heard a knock at the door, it was Jackson, her stinky brother "hey sis, wanna go out for a drink, by the way LOVE the nose" Susan turned around "NO GOD DAMN IT I WANT A MIRROR" Jackson started laughing "haha, ur mirror loved the nose too, dont worry sis, i will get u one on my trip to Kuwait ...

* Susan goes mad *, "Think this is funny ?!? " and Susan goes to her closet, picks up a shotgun, and heads back to Jackson. " If you say that, one more time, I will SHOOT YOUR HEAD OFF!!! AND I MEAN IT !!!"

Jackson froze, "oh my god!! ok, ok no need for the guns, i'll run to the mall and get u a new mirror right now." and with that Jsackson scurried off. Susan looked at heself in the shattered mirror once agen, and suddenly she noticed....
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Re: Description Game
« Reply #541 on: May 22, 2009, 08:08:45 am »
Susan looked into the mirror it broke, smoke came out her ears "i just had a million dollar nose job, and u break !!" . She heard a knock at the door, it was Jackson, her stinky brother "hey sis, wanna go out for a drink, by the way LOVE the nose" Susan turned around "NO GOD DAMN IT I WANT A MIRROR" Jackson started laughing "haha, ur mirror loved the nose too, dont worry sis, i will get u one on my trip to Kuwait ...

* Susan goes mad *, "Think this is funny ?!? " and Susan goes to her closet, picks up a shotgun, and heads back to Jackson. " If you say that, one more time, I will SHOOT YOUR HEAD OFF!!! AND I MEAN IT !!!"

Jackson froze, "oh my god!! ok, ok no need for the guns, i'll run to the mall and get u a new mirror right now." and with that Jsackson scurried off. Susan looked at heself in the shattered mirror once agen, and suddenly she noticed that her pink D&G jacket was missing ...

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Re: Description Game
« Reply #542 on: May 22, 2009, 08:10:05 am »
Susan looked into the mirror it broke, smoke came out her ears "i just had a million dollar nose job, and u break !!" . She heard a knock at the door, it was Jackson, her stinky brother "hey sis, wanna go out for a drink, by the way LOVE the nose" Susan turned around "NO GOD DAMN IT I WANT A MIRROR" Jackson started laughing "haha, ur mirror loved the nose too, dont worry sis, i will get u one on my trip to Kuwait ...

* Susan goes mad *, "Think this is funny ?!? " and Susan goes to her closet, picks up a shotgun, and heads back to Jackson. " If you say that, one more time, I will SHOOT YOUR HEAD OFF!!! AND I MEAN IT !!!"

Jackson froze, "oh my god!! ok, ok no need for the guns, i'll run to the mall and get u a new mirror right now." and with that Jsackson scurried off. Susan looked at heself in the shattered mirror once agen, and suddenly she noticed that her pink D&G jacket was missing, and even worse, there was a HUGEEE black spot on her nose, she fainted !
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

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Re: Description Game
« Reply #543 on: May 22, 2009, 08:11:21 am »
Susan looked into the mirror it broke, smoke came out her ears "i just had a million dollar nose job, and u break !!" . She heard a knock at the door, it was Jackson, her stinky brother "hey sis, wanna go out for a drink, by the way LOVE the nose" Susan turned around "NO GOD DAMN IT I WANT A MIRROR" Jackson started laughing "haha, ur mirror loved the nose too, dont worry sis, i will get u one on my trip to Kuwait ...

* Susan goes mad *, "Think this is funny ?!? " and Susan goes to her closet, picks up a shotgun, and heads back to Jackson. " If you say that, one more time, I will SHOOT YOUR HEAD OFF!!! AND I MEAN IT !!!"

Jackson froze, "oh my god!! ok, ok no need for the guns, i'll run to the mall and get u a new mirror right now." and with that Jsackson scurried off. Susan looked at heself in the shattered mirror once agen, and suddenly she noticed that her pink D&G jacket was missing, and even worse, there was a HUGEEE black spot on her nose, she fainted !

Jackson was running home, he froze when he saw the ambulance outside "what's wrong with this girl, its just a mirror ...

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Re: Description Game
« Reply #544 on: May 22, 2009, 08:12:50 am »
Susan looked into the mirror it broke, smoke came out her ears "i just had a million dollar nose job, and u break !!" . She heard a knock at the door, it was Jackson, her stinky brother "hey sis, wanna go out for a drink, by the way LOVE the nose" Susan turned around "NO GOD DAMN IT I WANT A MIRROR" Jackson started laughing "haha, ur mirror loved the nose too, dont worry sis, i will get u one on my trip to Kuwait ...

* Susan goes mad *, "Think this is funny ?!? " and Susan goes to her closet, picks up a shotgun, and heads back to Jackson. " If you say that, one more time, I will SHOOT YOUR HEAD OFF!!! AND I MEAN IT !!!"

Jackson froze, "oh my god!! ok, ok no need for the guns, i'll run to the mall and get u a new mirror right now." and with that Jsackson scurried off. Susan looked at heself in the shattered mirror once agen, and suddenly she noticed that her pink D&G jacket was missing, and even worse, there was a HUGEEE black spot on her nose, she fainted ! Hours later, Jackson arrived with the mirror."Here susan" he proudly announced, here's ur mirror, it was then that he realised that she was lying on the floor dead. " Susaan..!!! "
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Re: Description Game
« Reply #545 on: May 22, 2009, 08:13:53 am »
Susan looked into the mirror it broke, smoke came out her ears "i just had a million dollar nose job, and u break !!" . She heard a knock at the door, it was Jackson, her stinky brother "hey sis, wanna go out for a drink, by the way LOVE the nose" Susan turned around "NO GOD DAMN IT I WANT A MIRROR" Jackson started laughing "haha, ur mirror loved the nose too, dont worry sis, i will get u one on my trip to Kuwait ...

* Susan goes mad *, "Think this is funny ?!? " and Susan goes to her closet, picks up a shotgun, and heads back to Jackson. " If you say that, one more time, I will SHOOT YOUR HEAD OFF!!! AND I MEAN IT !!!"

Jackson froze, "oh my god!! ok, ok no need for the guns, i'll run to the mall and get u a new mirror right now." and with that Jsackson scurried off. Susan looked at heself in the shattered mirror once agen, and suddenly she noticed that her pink D&G jacket was missing, and even worse, there was a HUGEEE black spot on her nose, she fainted !

Jackson was running home, he froze when he saw the ambulance outside "what's wrong with this girl, its just a mirror ... He went inside worried, and was shocked at what he saw, Susan had fell and glass from the mirror had pierced her body, all he could think of, " is she dead? "
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

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Re: Description Game
« Reply #546 on: May 22, 2009, 08:15:01 am »
Susan looked into the mirror it broke, smoke came out her ears "i just had a million dollar nose job, and u break !!" . She heard a knock at the door, it was Jackson, her stinky brother "hey sis, wanna go out for a drink, by the way LOVE the nose" Susan turned around "NO GOD DAMN IT I WANT A MIRROR" Jackson started laughing "haha, ur mirror loved the nose too, dont worry sis, i will get u one on my trip to Kuwait ...

* Susan goes mad *, "Think this is funny ?!? " and Susan goes to her closet, picks up a shotgun, and heads back to Jackson. " If you say that, one more time, I will SHOOT YOUR HEAD OFF!!! AND I MEAN IT !!!"

Jackson froze, "oh my god!! ok, ok no need for the guns, i'll run to the mall and get u a new mirror right now." and with that Jsackson scurried off. Susan looked at heself in the shattered mirror once agen, and suddenly she noticed that her pink D&G jacket was missing, and even worse, there was a HUGEEE black spot on her nose, she fainted !

Jackson was running home, he froze when he saw the ambulance outside "what's wrong with this girl, its just a mirror ... He went inside worried, and was shocked at what he saw, Susan had fell and glass from the mirror had pierced her body, all he could think of, " is she dead? " Blood was gushing out of the side of her leg, she was flopped to one side...
"...And whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a a way for him to get out (from every difficulty). And He will provide him from (sources) he never could imagine. And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him." [65: 2-3]

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Re: Description Game
« Reply #547 on: May 22, 2009, 08:15:43 am »
Susan looked into the mirror it broke, smoke came out her ears "i just had a million dollar nose job, and u break !!" . She heard a knock at the door, it was Jackson, her stinky brother "hey sis, wanna go out for a drink, by the way LOVE the nose" Susan turned around "NO GOD DAMN IT I WANT A MIRROR" Jackson started laughing "haha, ur mirror loved the nose too, dont worry sis, i will get u one on my trip to Kuwait ...

* Susan goes mad *, "Think this is funny ?!? " and Susan goes to her closet, picks up a shotgun, and heads back to Jackson. " If you say that, one more time, I will SHOOT YOUR HEAD OFF!!! AND I MEAN IT !!!"

Jackson froze, "oh my god!! ok, ok no need for the guns, i'll run to the mall and get u a new mirror right now." and with that Jsackson scurried off. Susan looked at heself in the shattered mirror once agen, and suddenly she noticed that her pink D&G jacket was missing, and even worse, there was a HUGEEE black spot on her nose, she fainted !

Jackson was running home, he froze when he saw the ambulance outside "what's wrong with this girl, its just a mirror ... He went inside worried, and was shocked at what he saw, Susan had fell and glass from the mirror had pierced her body, all he could think of, " is she dead? " Blood was gushing out of the side of her leg, she was flopped to one side

Back in a hotel in Las Vegas, Jackson and Susan's parents were having a romantic dinner in a restraunt, celebrating their 30th anniversary ...

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Re: Description Game
« Reply #548 on: May 22, 2009, 08:17:09 am »
Susan looked into the mirror, when suddenly it broke!  Smoke came out her ears.  "I just had a million dollar nose job, and you decide to break !!".  She heard a knock at the door; it was Jackson, her stinky brother. "Hey sis, wanna go out for a drink, by the way LOVE the nose!"  Susan turned around "NO GOD DAMN IT I WANT A MIRROR!!" Jackson started laughing: "Haha, your mirror loved the nose too, don't worry sis, i will get u one on my trip to Kuwait ..."

* Susan goes mad *, "Think this is funny ?!? " She went to her closet, picked up a shotgun, and headed back to Jackson. " If you say that, one more time, I will SHOOT YOUR HEAD OFF!!! AND I MEAN IT !!!"

Jackson froze, "Oh my god!! Ok, ok no need for the guns, I'll run to the mall and get u a new mirror right now." and with that Jackson scurried off. Susan looked at herself in the shattered mirror once again, and suddenly she noticed that her pink D&G jacket was missing, and even worse, there was a HUGE black spot on her nose-she fainted !

Jackson was running home. When he arrived, he froze when he saw the ambulance outside. "What's wrong with this girl, its just a mirror ..." he thought to himself.  ... He went inside, worried, and was shocked at what he saw, Susan had fell and glass from the mirror had pierced her body, and all he could think was, " is she dead? " Blood was gushing out of the side of her leg, and she was flopped to one side. He screamed at the Paramedics-"Do something! Save her!!" Suddenly he was dragged out but all he could think of was her, and the pictures pierced his mind...

Back in a hotel in Las Vegas, Jackson and Susan's parents were having a romantic dinner in a restraunt, celebrating their 30th anniversary ...
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Re: Description Game
« Reply #549 on: May 22, 2009, 08:18:22 am »
Susan looked into the mirror, when suddenly it broke!  Smoke came out her ears.  "I just had a million dollar nose job, and you decide to break !!".  She heard a knock at the door; it was Jackson, her stinky brother. "Hey sis, wanna go out for a drink, by the way LOVE the nose!"  Susan turned around "NO GOD DAMN IT I WANT A MIRROR!!" Jackson started laughing: "Haha, your mirror loved the nose too, don't worry sis, i will get u one on my trip to Kuwait ..."

* Susan goes mad *, "Think this is funny ?!? " She went to her closet, picked up a shotgun, and headed back to Jackson. " If you say that, one more time, I will SHOOT YOUR HEAD OFF!!! AND I MEAN IT !!!"

Jackson froze, "Oh my god!! Ok, ok no need for the guns, I'll run to the mall and get u a new mirror right now." and with that Jackson scurried off. Susan looked at herself in the shattered mirror once again, and suddenly she noticed that her pink D&G jacket was missing, and even worse, there was a HUGE black spot on her nose-she fainted !

Jackson was running home. When he arrived, he froze when he saw the ambulance outside. "What's wrong with this girl, its just a mirror ..." he thought to himself.  ... He went inside, worried, and was shocked at what he saw, Susan had fell and glass from the mirror had pierced her body, and all he could think was, " is she dead? " Blood was gushing out of the side of her leg, and she was flopped to one side. He screamed at the Paramedics-"Do something! Save her!!" Suddenly he was dragged out but all he could think of was her, and the pictures pierced his mind. He then noticed her nose, and burst out into fits...
"...And whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a a way for him to get out (from every difficulty). And He will provide him from (sources) he never could imagine. And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him." [65: 2-3]

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Re: Description Game
« Reply #550 on: May 22, 2009, 08:19:11 am »
Susan looked into the mirror it broke, smoke came out her ears "i just had a million dollar nose job, and u break !!" . She heard a knock at the door, it was Jackson, her stinky brother "hey sis, wanna go out for a drink, by the way LOVE the nose" Susan turned around "NO GOD DAMN IT I WANT A MIRROR" Jackson started laughing "haha, ur mirror loved the nose too, dont worry sis, i will get u one on my trip to Kuwait ...

* Susan goes mad *, "Think this is funny ?!? " and Susan goes to her closet, picks up a shotgun, and heads back to Jackson. " If you say that, one more time, I will SHOOT YOUR HEAD OFF!!! AND I MEAN IT !!!"

Jackson froze, "oh my god!! ok, ok no need for the guns, i'll run to the mall and get u a new mirror right now." and with that Jsackson scurried off. Susan looked at heself in the shattered mirror once agen, and suddenly she noticed that her pink D&G jacket was missing, and even worse, there was a HUGEEE black spot on her nose, she fainted !

Jackson was running home, he froze when he saw the ambulance outside "what's wrong with this girl, its just a mirror ... He went inside worried, and was shocked at what he saw, Susan had fell and glass from the mirror had pierced her body, all he could think of, " is she dead? " Blood was gushing out of the side of her leg, she was flopped to one side

Back in a hotel in Las Vegas, Jackson and Susan's parents were having a romantic dinner in a restraunt, celebrating their 30th anniversary ... < --- ( lol )

.. until they got a call from Jackson, " Mum, Dad, Susan fainted in her house and lost alot of blood, she in in a coma, doctors dont know if they can revive her, i dont have time to explain just please come here   :( "
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

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Re: Description Game
« Reply #551 on: May 22, 2009, 08:19:51 am »
guyz this isnt a funny story ....
"...And whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a a way for him to get out (from every difficulty). And He will provide him from (sources) he never could imagine. And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him." [65: 2-3]

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Re: Description Game
« Reply #552 on: May 22, 2009, 08:20:43 am »
Susan looked into the mirror it broke, smoke came out her ears "i just had a million dollar nose job, and u break !!" . She heard a knock at the door, it was Jackson, her stinky brother "hey sis, wanna go out for a drink, by the way LOVE the nose" Susan turned around "NO GOD DAMN IT I WANT A MIRROR" Jackson started laughing "haha, ur mirror loved the nose too, dont worry sis, i will get u one on my trip to Kuwait ...

* Susan goes mad *, "Think this is funny ?!? " and Susan goes to her closet, picks up a shotgun, and heads back to Jackson. " If you say that, one more time, I will SHOOT YOUR HEAD OFF!!! AND I MEAN IT !!!"

Jackson froze, "oh my god!! ok, ok no need for the guns, i'll run to the mall and get u a new mirror right now." and with that Jsackson scurried off. Susan looked at heself in the shattered mirror once agen, and suddenly she noticed that her pink D&G jacket was missing, and even worse, there was a HUGEEE black spot on her nose, she fainted !

Jackson was running home, he froze when he saw the ambulance outside "what's wrong with this girl, its just a mirror ... He went inside worried, and was shocked at what he saw, Susan had fell and glass from the mirror had pierced her body, all he could think of, " is she dead? " Blood was gushing out of the side of her leg, she was flopped to one side

Back in a hotel in Las Vegas, Jackson and Susan's parents were having a romantic dinner in a restraunt, celebrating their 30th anniversary ... < --- ( lol )

.. until they got a call from Jackson, " Mum, Dad, Susan fainted in her house and lost alot of blood, she in in a coma, doctors dont know if they can revive her, i dont have time to explain just please come here    "

Jackson's mum started screaming, nooooooooo, i just gave her 1 million dollars to do her nose job and she dies !! ...

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Re: Description Game
« Reply #553 on: May 22, 2009, 08:21:03 am »
Susan looked into the mirror, when suddenly it broke!  Smoke came out her ears.  "I just had a million dollar nose job, and you decide to break !!".  She heard a knock at the door; it was Jackson, her stinky brother. "Hey sis, wanna go out for a drink, by the way LOVE the nose!"  Susan turned around "NO GOD DAMN IT I WANT A MIRROR!!" Jackson started laughing: "Haha, your mirror loved the nose too, don't worry sis, i will get u one on my trip to Kuwait ..."

* Susan goes mad *, "Think this is funny ?!? " She went to her closet, picked up a shotgun, and headed back to Jackson. " If you say that, one more time, I will SHOOT YOUR HEAD OFF!!! AND I MEAN IT !!!"

Jackson froze, "Oh my god!! Ok, ok no need for the guns, I'll run to the mall and get u a new mirror right now." and with that Jackson scurried off. Susan looked at herself in the shattered mirror once again, and suddenly she noticed that her pink D&G jacket was missing, and even worse, there was a HUGE black spot on her nose-she fainted !

Jackson was running home. When he arrived, he froze when he saw the ambulance outside. "What's wrong with this girl, its just a mirror ..." he thought to himself.  ... He went inside, worried, and was shocked at what he saw, Susan had fell and glass from the mirror had pierced her body, and all he could think was, " is she dead? " Blood was gushing out of the side of her leg, and she was flopped to one side. He screamed at the Paramedics-"Do something! Save her!!" Suddenly he was dragged out but all he could think of was her, and the pictures pierced his mind...

Back in a hotel in Las Vegas, Jackson and Susan's parents were having a romantic dinner in a restraunt, celebrating their 30th anniversary, when suddenly Susan's Dad's phone rang.  "Just a sec hon" he said.  "Oh! It's Jackson" he said, looking at the Caller ID. What he heard left him trembling. "Dear! What on earth's the matter?" Susan's Mom said.
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Re: Description Game
« Reply #554 on: May 22, 2009, 08:21:36 am »
guyz this isnt a funny story ....
haha true it's a bit morbid... ;)
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