Susan looked into the mirror it broke, smoke came out her ears "i just had a million dollar nose job, and u break !!" . She heard a knock at the door, it was Jackson, her stinky brother "hey sis, wanna go out for a drink, by the way LOVE the nose" Susan turned around "NO GOD DAMN IT I WANT A MIRROR" Jackson started laughing "haha, ur mirror loved the nose too, dont worry sis, i will get u one on my trip to Kuwait ...
* Susan goes mad *, "Think this is funny ?!? " and Susan goes to her closet, picks up a shotgun, and heads back to Jackson. " If you say that, one more time, I will SHOOT YOUR HEAD OFF!!! AND I MEAN IT !!!"
Jackson froze, "oh my god!! ok, ok no need for the guns, i'll run to the mall and get u a new mirror right now ...