The british prime minister looked into the mirror and thought "why me".Why did jeremy clarkson call him a scottish one-eyed twit.Why did the economic crisis come up during his term and not Tony Blair's. "WHY!" the prime minister cried out loud . His cold voice echoed in the room and reached Mrs Jeniffer, his newly appointed young secretary. She stormed through the door and was bewildered to see Mr. Brown wearing nothing but his boxers, "aahm sir, the US president is on line 2, should i tell him u will call later?". Mr. Gordon Brown replied at once, "for god's sake give me the phone immediately. It's the American president; you know that he's my best mate!" Gordon answered the phone "hey Barac, how are things going?" Mr. Obama was in the oval office, he has just signed ANOTHER treaty between palestine and israel "hey gordy, howdy things goin there? Mr. Bush here wants to give you some of his personal tips over how to control your stress levels." Gordon was excited, he started hopping up and down "wow im gonna speak to THE george bush, the one that killed thousands of people !!" Mr. Bush grabbed the phone "Bonjour Monsieur Brown! Oh man, i've started to speak french. i have daily lessons with Nicolas Sarkozy, he's the best teacher !! we talk about nuclear weapons and killing, oh i LOVE that man, any way lets return to ur stress problems, first u ...