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Alpha

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Are there witty people around?
« on: December 05, 2011, 09:07:56 am »
I know no one likes self-complimenting, or I hope at least my knowledge is good, but we are in need of witty people.

For what? Secret work. Just post if you think you can be or are one.
Much appreciated.^

Ah, I got it. You have to write one witty and catchy sentence about your attitude and another one about the people on SF.

This is just for the sake of fun, for the sake of selecting really witty (and funny) candidates. Please, do not hesitate about being probably offensive or mean or whatever.
It just has to be witty. Not necessarily generous nor kind nor warm nor encouraging. Just witty. Imagination + humour.

I will move this thread back to the Recycle Bin as soon as I get my two candidates.
Thank you and good luck.  ;)

P.S. No one has the right to mind whatever is being written.
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Re: Are there witty people around?
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2011, 02:11:14 pm »
I maybe a likely candidate, but I doubt you would want me  ::) :P
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Re: Are there witty people around?
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2011, 02:12:46 pm »
As long as I don't have to write essays, I'm up. :P
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Re: Are there witty people around?
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2011, 02:13:02 pm »
This reminds me of the 'witty' Mod thread we had ... ::) :P
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Re: Are there witty people around?
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2011, 02:14:56 pm »
Secret work ----------------------> Perfect for detectives ;)
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Re: Are there witty people around?
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2011, 02:26:36 pm »
So many candidates! ::)
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Re: Are there witty people around?
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2011, 02:41:19 pm »
Try not to spam the thread, please.

Romy, you in aye?  :-\
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Re: Are there witty people around?
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2011, 02:43:01 pm »
If I am witty enough! :P
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Re: Are there witty people around?
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2011, 04:10:12 pm »
Amelia, you already are there with me for the 'witty' task. Does it click? ::)
And no, no essays to write. I need only 2 people. Small things. Let us make the selection fair. Will give you 3 words, you gotta make the wittiest sentence you can with it.

words: hat, street, chocolate.

Come on. You can do it. ;)
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Re: Are there witty people around?
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2011, 04:11:23 pm »
Street boys stealing chocolates in their hats. :P

Sounds mean than witty. -.-
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Re: Are there witty people around?
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2011, 04:12:39 pm »
Quote from: Romeesa-Chan on December 05, 2011, 04:11:23 pm
Street boys stealing chocolates in their hats. :P

Sounds mean than witty. -.-

I thought this wasn't posted. ::)

Romeesa, witty means funny and smart. Come on. You can do better. Think. :D
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« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2011, 04:15:18 pm »
Chocolate hats filled the Halloween street.




There are others who can do better. I am off. <3
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Re: Are there witty people around?
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2011, 04:38:25 pm »
Quote from: Romeesa-Chan on December 05, 2011, 04:15:18 pm
Chocolate hats filled the Halloween street.




There are others who can do better. I am off. <3

Healthy hat competition will win you a chocolate.  ;)
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Re: Are there witty people around?
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2011, 04:56:14 pm »
As chocolates rained down the streets, the hats ran around with their spindly legs making chocolate fudge out of them.

^Lame I know, I'll try later. If there is a later ::)

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Re: Are there witty people around?
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2011, 05:19:46 pm »
Loool this makes me picture little hats with legs running down the street for chocolate ::) :P

Nobody makes a 'witty joke' with those three words, they're too formal-ish ::)
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