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I know no one likes self-complimenting, or I hope at least my knowledge is good, but we are in need of witty people.
For what? Secret work. Just post if you think you can be or are one.
Much appreciated.^
Ah, I got it. You have to write one witty and catchy sentence about your attitude and another one about the people on SF.
This is just for the sake of fun, for the sake of selecting really witty (and funny) candidates. Please, do not hesitate about being probably offensive or mean or whatever.
It just has to be witty. Not necessarily generous nor kind nor warm nor encouraging. Just witty. Imagination + humour.
I will move this thread back to the Recycle Bin as soon as I get my two candidates.
Thank you and good luck. ;)
P.S. No one has the right to mind whatever is being written.
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I maybe a likely candidate, but I doubt you would want me ::) :P
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As long as I don't have to write essays, I'm up. :P
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This reminds me of the 'witty' Mod thread we had ... ::) :P
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Secret work ----------------------> Perfect for detectives ;)
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So many candidates! ::)
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Try not to spam the thread, please.
Romy, you in aye? :-\
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If I am witty enough! :P
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Amelia, you already are there with me for the 'witty' task. Does it click? ::)
And no, no essays to write. I need only 2 people. Small things. Let us make the selection fair. Will give you 3 words, you gotta make the wittiest sentence you can with it.
words: hat, street, chocolate.
Come on. You can do it. ;)
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Street boys stealing chocolates in their hats. :P
Sounds mean than witty. -.-
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Street boys stealing chocolates in their hats. :P
Sounds mean than witty. -.-
I thought this wasn't posted. ::)
Romeesa, witty means funny and smart. Come on. You can do better. Think. :D
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Chocolate hats filled the Halloween street.
There are others who can do better. I am off. <3
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Chocolate hats filled the Halloween street.
There are others who can do better. I am off. <3
Healthy hat competition will win you a chocolate. ;)
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As chocolates rained down the streets, the hats ran around with their spindly legs making chocolate fudge out of them.
^Lame I know, I'll try later. If there is a later ::)
'Night.
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Loool this makes me picture little hats with legs running down the street for chocolate ::) :P
Nobody makes a 'witty joke' with those three words, they're too formal-ish ::)
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Jason, that was a good try!
Roxy, if no one beats you there, you'll be trapped with me. :P
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Jason, that was a good try!
Roxy, if no one beats you there, you'll be trapped with me. :P
Looooooooool.
I am not a valid candidate. Haven't got the witty gene ;D
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I deeply appreciate your interest and participation, but I need something really witty. Something that really can make people laugh.
For the sake of purpose.
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.
Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems
Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!”
Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”
Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?
I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.
“I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.”
i am busy right now, can i ignore you some other time?
silence is golden.
duct tape is silver.
“There’s a special place in Hell for people like you.”
If you’ve never met the devil in the road of life, its because you’re both heading in the same direction.
You always do me a favor, when you shut up!
Sarcasm is anger’s evil cousin.
-Anger Management
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.
A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.
Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything.
Sarcasm is good too. ;D
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The chocolate man danced on the road-show of the street cos he craved for a hat. :P Wtv..
Crazy...and lame -_- :P
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Amelia, you already are there with me for the 'witty' task. Does it click? ::)
And no, no essays to write. I need only 2 people. Small things. Let us make the selection fair. Will give you 3 words, you gotta make the wittiest sentence you can with it.
words: hat, street, chocolate.
Come on. You can do it. ;)
"You, sir," said the chocolate to the hat, " are a floppy piece of useless cloth, which even the word 'cloth' is ashamed to claim as its own, whereas I am a delight for all to behold, a craving for the distinguishing palate to hoard as a miser does gold, and revere as an acolyte an adept, and I give out the most wondrous, original flavour in the world without which it may cease to function"
"Speak lightly, impudent soul," said hat to chocolat, " for I am loftier than thou. You go where more of other food goes, and you induce sugar level imbalances, destroy teeth, a mean feat, a hypocrite's treat; drop you in the street, and you none will eat. Me, they place even above their own heads, in weather clement or extreme. I provide relief from heat or cold insufferable, I am a very highly regarded fashion accessory, and I am far older than you. I am used again and again, and am not diminished in the least. What happens to you, once a person you go through, but you turn a sickening shade of brown, at which everyone will frown, and then you get flushed away unwanted!"
(Not technically a sentence, but still... )
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C'mon Lamora, she needs a sentence...I mean if the rest of us were also given the chance to create paragraphs, we could have done that isn't it...that's the real deal about it cos you gotta create a single sentence, which is witty...and catchy!! :P
But still, I won't fail to appreciate your effort, Lamora :).
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I deeply appreciate your interest and participation, but I need something really witty. Something that really can make people laugh.
For the sake of purpose.
Hmm.. perhaps you rshould change the words?
I mean- how sarcastic or witty can you get with hat street and chocolate? :-\
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M-H. That was a good try! :D
Lamora, that was 'woah'. You're pretty near it. Pretty good too. :D
But yeah, Roxy, you're right. So, lemme think of something else. I'll be back soon. :)
You people are good, really. I was almost discouraged seeing only a few tries. But now that there are more coming, spirits up. :)
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Ah, I got it. You have to write one witty and catchy sentence about your attitude and another one about the people on SF.
This is just for the sake of fun, for the sake of selecting really witty (and funny) candidates. Please, do not hesitate about being probably offensive or mean or whatever.
It just has to be witty. Not necessarily generous nor kind nor warm nor encouraging. Just witty. Imagination + humour.
I will move this thread back to the Recycle Bin as soon as I get my two candidates.
Thank you and good luck. ;)
P.S. No one has the right to mind whatever is being written.
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C'mon Lamora, she needs a sentence...I mean if the rest of us were also given the chance to create paragraphs, we could have done that isn't it...that's the real deal about it cos you gotta create a single sentence, which is witty...and catchy!! :P
But still, I won't fail to appreciate your effort, Lamora :).
Thanks! I thought up another one:
"The streets ran brown with chocolate, as the sacrilegious witches with their pointed hats cackled in hedonistic glee over their chocolate-sacrificing rituals" (I feel personally affronted over the waste of chocolate my sentence displays! :P )
Lamora, that was 'woah'. You're pretty near it. Pretty good too. :D
Thanks! I thought up that other one, but now it seems its been rendered redundant...
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Thanks! I thought up another one:
"The streets ran brown with chocolate, as the sacrilegious witches with their pointed hats cackled in hedonistic glee over their chocolate-sacrificing rituals" (I feel personally affronted over the waste of chocolate my sentence displays! :P )
Thanks! I thought up that other one, but now it seems its been rendered redundant...
No, not redundant. I added two other categories by which a selection could be made.
All three will be taken into consideration. :)
Thank you for trying. Much appreciated. :)
You're doing pretty good. But just to make it even better, try comments this time, not stories. ;)
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I am like the person you'd never get to meet when you'd be asked to see the most brainless ones on earth! :P
Shousho Mony is like the girl who is just SO fed up of showing all her money :P
Roxy rocks so hard that she bleeds even thru her name. (which is almost always in red :P, Pains of being a MOD :P)
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I am like the person you'd never get to meet when you'd be asked to see the most brainless ones on earth! :P
Shousho Mony is like the girl who is just SO fed up of showing all her money :P
Roxy rocks so hard that she bleeds even thru her name. (which is almost always in red :P, Pains of being a MOD :P)
loooooool love it 8)
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I am like the person you'd never get to meet when you'd be asked to see the most brainless ones on earth! :P
Shousho Mony is like the girl who is just SO fed up of showing all her money :P
Roxy rocks so hard that she bleeds even thru her name. (which is almost always in red :P, Pains of being a MOD :P)
Me too. Thanks. :)
Roxy could try too. ::)
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Roxy, your compliment makes me wanna blush :P
Yeah, totally, YOU SHOULD try as well.
Thanks Alf, for the rep!! :)
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Thanks for trying MH. ;)
I need to make a selection tomorrow... Whoever wants to try, hurry. :)
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well i can't write one for the people of sf but for my attitude well i can try
something like
I don't usually compare myself with others cause, if would you would be in tears!
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don't show me your attitude or mine will kill you!
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well i can't write one for the people of sf but for my attitude well i can try
something like
I don't usually compare myself with others cause, if would you would be in tears!
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don't show me your attitude or mine will kill you!
Yeah. That was a nice try. Don't show me your attitude or mine will kill you. 8)
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lol Thanks i have many such i keep writing them :P
a little self obsessed you see :P
umm like
i wish i could go back to the day we met and turn back never to know you
or
if you love me just raise your hand and if you don't raise your standard
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The second one, I think I read it somewhere. :P
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The second one, I think I read it somewhere. :P
LOOOOOOOOOOL.
Oh my! Encantado- she just baited you out >.<
You're drowning.
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LOOOOOOOOOOL.
Oh my! Encantado- she just baited you out >.<
You're drowning.
Lol, my sister says I am a fool-- a fool with a certificate. :P
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Lol, my sister says I am a fool-- a fool with a certificate. :P
LOOOL she may be right ::) :P LOL JK
How is she anyway? Give her my love :)
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LOOOL she may be right ::) :P LOL JK
How is she anyway? Give her my love :)
She is right. :P ;)
She's fine, thanks. She doesn't want to join SF for the sole reason-- which she firmly believes is good reason enough-- that I am here. ::)
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When I was walking in the street , a Chocolate man with a cowboy hat , stared at me. So I ran as fast as my feet can carry me.I hid behind a tree but when I turned he asked "How can I help you, young lady?" in a southern accent.
I just came up with the weirdest thing ever -.-
I'll give it a try , maybe some other time ::)
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She is right. :P ;)
She's fine, thanks. She doesn't want to join SF for the sole reason-- which she firmly believes is good reason enough-- that I am here. ::)
Loooooool!!
Why not?
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I have smthn witty :P but it has nothin to do with the three words though ::)
Here ;
My sister : I think I love Sarah , how do I tell her ?
GG: Write "I love you" in 5 different languages On her face while she's sleeping ;) ..Very Romantic :P ..ohh and do that with a permanent pen so that she doesn't forget how much you love her when she wakes up >:D O0 ;D ;D
I'm LMAO XD from it though I came up with it :P
By the way it's a joke :D , my sister ain't a lesbian for sure ::)
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lol
Tell her to whisper it into her ear, that's very romantic ::)
Just a suggestion. :P
This is my 11111th post :P
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Oh my God!! Congo Congo, Roxx!!! ;D
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Oh my God!! Congo Congo, Roxx!!! ;D
Shows where I send most my life ::) :P
I'm unsure if I'm meant to be jumping with joy or burying myself in a hole :P
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I go for whispering too. Very romantic. ::)
Roxy, you keep jumping. We will dig the hole in the meantime. :D
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I go for whispering too. Very romantic. ::)
Roxy, you keep jumping. We will dig the hole in the meantime. :D
Ohh yes! If Alpha agrees then it must be the way :P
LOOOL :D It'll probably be ready once I'm on 22222. :P